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Bumble Works Glossary 0-6ᴨ: Designation of the Supply Chain Guy, (USAF Colonel - "Pi"), but

not Found in any System nor Is the Supply Chain Guy a Member of the

Military or Government nor Does He Receive Pay or Benefits.

Algorithm: A Mathematical and/or Logic Procedure Usually in the

Form of Computer Software Code for Determining Desired Outcomes as

Prescribed by Its Programming.

ALPA: Air Line Pilots Association

ALPA: Angles Love Professional Aviators

Angles Love Professional Aviators: Nickname for ALPA

APS: Advanced Planning and Scheduling.

Area 1™: "North Pole" Region, Santa's HQ. All Time Zones Converge

Here as They Do at the South Pole.

Area 14: NORAD, Tracking HQ.

Area 18: USAF "Special Projects" Group Located at Wright-Patterson

AFB. The Supply Chain Guy's Father Worked There.

Area 20: NASA, Cape Canaveral, FL.

Area 21: Fort Knox, Vault #70 Holds the only Encrypted Copy of E.O.

12649ᴨ.


Area 23: Edwards AFB and Home of USAF Test Pilots that Perform

"Special" TDY especially during December of Each Year. Emergency

Landing Base for Past NASA and Current Classified Space Shuttles and

Yuletide.

Area 25: Bethlehem. Birthplace of Jesus Christ and the Location of the

First Three Gift Givers.

Area 27: Silicon Valley, Provider of Semiconductor Chips and

Software.

Area 34™: Supply Chain Guy HQ. Also Home of ORNL, TYS (USAF

134th and 119th), NTRC, TVA, Y-12, and Tennessee's Supply Chain

Management Program.

Area 37: Vandenberg, AFB. Space "Assets" Are Launched from

There...Sometimes under Direction of Bumble Works. The Supply

Chain Guy's Father Is Rumored to TDY There.

Area 51: SR-71G HQ, other Support Operations.

Area 58: NASA, Houston, TX.

Area 62: Computational Sciences Storage HQ.

Area 81: Space and Missile Systems Center Located at Los Angeles,

AFB. The Supply Chain Guy's Father Worked There when It Was

Known as SAMSO.

Area 85: Special Projects Area Supporting Santa's Supply Chain which

Includes Kirtland AFB, SNL, and Specialized Semiconductor and Laser

Technologies.


Area 91: Kaena Point Tracking Station. Home of "Last Stop" Flight

Operations and Last Minute Adjustments from the NNMS for Yuletide.

Astronauts: Those Who Go into Space as Pilots, Mission Specialists, or

Passengers.

Au: Symbol for Gold.

Aurora: Code Name for SR-71G.

Aurora Borealis: Northern Lights.

B2B: Business to Business.

B2C: Business to Consumer.

Believe: Code Name for Area 1.

Bethlehem: Area 25.

Big Brother: Intrusive and Illegal Spying Against Free People Usually

Practiced by Countries or Companies that Have Already Adopted or

Getting Closer to Adopting Agendas Favoring Communism and/or

Socialism. Those People who Support Big Brother Are Always on the

Naughty List in Accordance with the NNMS and Its Algorithms.

Bluewater™: In Supply Chain Management and Naval Operations, It Is

a Term for Ocean / Maritime Activities. Also Has Other Harmonious

Meanings in Regards to Life and also to Science.

Bravo Zulu: Job Well Done; Outstanding.


Buck 110: An American Made Knife Given to the SCG by his Father at

Christmas in 1983. The SCG Still Has His Today and Gives That Exact

Model Out to Young Men for Graduations.

Bumble Works™: Area 1's Research and Development Group which

Was Later Copied by Skunk Works, Phantom Works, and DARPA.

Bumble Works Patch: There Are Some B.W. Patches that Give Hints

of the Technologies Being Used in the Santa’s Supply Chain Program.

B.W.: Bumble Works.

BZ: Bravo Zulu.

C4ISR: Command, Control, Communications, Computers, Intelligence,

Surveillance, Reconnaissance.

Callsign: Nickname(s) Given to Military Aviators by other Military

Aviators.

Carbon Nanotube: Cylindrical Carbon Molecules that Have Unusual

Properties and Are Very Valuable for Nanotechnology, Electronics,

Optics and "Other" Areas of Materials Science and Technology.

Challenge Coin: A Medallion Coin Used to Identify Groups especially

Military Organizations and Personnel. Santa's Supply Chain Program

through the Supply Chain Guy Issues Challenge Coins which Are

Comprised of Hohohodium and Stealth 9.0 Technology.

Christmas: The Birth of Jesus Christ and the Day of Celebration with

the Exchanging of Gifts and those Gifts Delivered by Santa Claus

according to the NNMS.


Christmas Eve: The Period prior to Christmas which Santa Claus

Launches from Area 1 to Deliver Gifts to the "Nice" as Prescribed by the

NNMS.

CO: Commanding Officer.

Communism: An Evil Political Ideology that Does NOT Like

Christmas or Santa Claus.

Crossdocking: A Logistics Strategy to Quickly Break Bulk and

Coordinate Shipments from an Inbound Origin of a Distribution Center

to an Outbound Origin of the Same Facility.

DOD: Department of Defense.

DOE: Department of Energy.

Dreamland: Area 51.

ECR: Efficient Consumer Response.

Edwards, AFB: Area 23.

E.L.F.™: The Entire Labor Force™.

Elves: Classified. Rumored to Be Special Operations Workers that

Perform any Task at High Speeds with Accuracy...and since 1958 Have

also Enjoyed Music by Sergeant Elvis Presley.

Eggnog Special™: Pilot/Aviator Liquid "Fuel" Drink Based on Various

"Octanes" Served in December at Official, Unofficial, Classified, and/or

Declassified Officer Club Establishments to Those Select Few who Hold

a Challenge Coin from the SCG and Preferably at the Times When

Those Pilots/Aviators Are Not Flying.


Engineer: Those who Design, Invent, and Manufacture Cool Stuff.

E.O. 12649ᴨ: Classified Executive Order 12649 "Pi" Signed into Law

by President Ronald Reagan on September 2, 1988 Authorizing

additional Support to Santa Claus and the Appointment of a Non-

Removable and Classified Executive Officer to Santa Claus.

FAA: Federal Aviation Administration

Flight Suit: Worn by Pilots for Warmth, Protection, Pressure, Stealth,

and Organization.

Fort Knox: Area 21.

Fountain of Youth: Classified. Located at Area 1.

General Chuck Yeager: USAF Pilot who Broke the Sound Barrier. The

Fastest Man Alive many Times Over in His Career. Outstanding Leader

who Was a Pioneer in Supporting Santa's Supply Chain. Led and

Commanded Santa Escort Missions and Tested New Technologies.

General Curtis LeMay: Visionary in Developing and Leading

SAC. Known once for Sending Pilots to Do a Practice Run on Area 18

for Determining Quality Control. Very Active in Establishing Area 14

and Its Tracking.

General Eugene Habiger: A very Wise USAF General who

Commanded US Strategic Command from 1996 to 1998, Supported the

Modernization of Santa's Supply Chain, and also Brought Attention in a

60 Minutes Segment to a very Serious Global Threat.

GPS: Global Positioning System.


Graphene: One of the Crystalline Forms of Carbon, alongside

Diamond, Graphite, Carbon Nanotubes and Fullerenes.

Groom Lake: Area 51.

Hawaiian Shirt: The type of Shirts the Supply Chain Guy Wears since

1978. Often Worn by Pilots, Innovators, etc. It Is the Official Unofficial

Official Uniform of Area 91.

Hawaiian Shirt Guy™: Nickname for the SCG.

HAARP: High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program.

Heavenly Flower: Codename for Area 91.

Hohohodium™: A Rare Earth Metal that Is Classified but Rumored to

Be Used only at Area 1 for Sleigh Flight.

Hope: Code Name for Area 25.

Howard Hughes: An Aviation Pioneer and Early Strategic Partner to

Bumble Works.

HQ: Headquarters / Headquartered.

Innovation Valley: Area 34.

International Date Line: A Line that Runs to the North and South

Poles that Is the Physical and Time Separation of Calendar Days. The

Country of Samoa Is One of the Countries in the Region that

Experiences Days including Christmas First.


Jane’s: Jane’s Information Group (HIS) that Produces Research on

Military and Aviation Topics. Often Read by the SCG during his

Education of Military and Aviation Studies.

JJB™: Jolly Junk Bunk.

Jingle Bells: Early Navigation Commands Given Through Special

Sequencing of Tunes or Songs while in Flight Similar to a Drum or

Trumpet Being Used on the Ground. Somewhat Replaced with New

Technologies.

Jolly Junk Bunk™: High-Energy "Fuel" and Delicious Reindeer Snack

Treat that Is Secured in Secret Sites of USAF and Allied Refueling

Wings in addition to Secret "Area" Sites. Human Consumption Is

Acceptable and JJB Is Enjoyed by Children. Rare and in Limited

Supply. Recipe Is a Classified Secret. Distribution and Quality Control

of JJB™ Is HQ at TYS AFB / 134th Refueling Wing under the Direction

of the Supply Chain Guy.

KA-BAR: USA Made Knife Adopted by the USMC in 1942. Given to

Marines and other Service Members and Often Given as a Gift for

Graduations, Retirements, and/or Holidays. The SCG Still Has One

Given to Him in 1986.

Kaena Point Tracking Station: Area 91.

Kelly Johnson: An Aviation Pioneer and Early Strategic Partner to

Bumble Works.

KH-20/20: Kennan Satellite Model Designed by Bumble Works and

Manufactured by Skunk Works that Has "Perfect Sight" on Those who

Attempt to Trick the NNMS. Launched by USAF and NRO at Area 37.


Kindling Dance™: Classified.

Magic: Code Name for Bumble Works.

Military Time: 24 Hour Time / 24 O’Clock.

MRO: Maintenance, Repair, Overhaul/Operations.

LMS: Labor Management System.

LTL: Less Than Truckload.

Marine Sentries, Au Special Secret Recon Detachment: A Specially

Trained and Highly Motivated and Classified Group of United States

Marines that Guard and Secure Vault #70 Located at Area 21. They Are

Rumored to Carry Au KA-BARs and Are Known to Wear at Times Pilot

Sunglasses.

Master Elf: Elected Head of the E.L.F. Known for His Speed and

Accuracy in Using Specialized Canes and Treats in Wrapping Presents.

Memphis, Tennessee: "Distribution Capital of the World". It Is the

Former Home of the Supply Chain Guy.

Men in Green: Nickname for those Select E.L.F who Work for Bumble

Works.

Nanotechnology: The Manipulation, Research, and Development of

Matter at the Atomic and Molecular Scale Used to Develop Disruptive,

Classified, and/or Commercial Technologies.

NASA: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

NNMS™: Naughty or Nice Management System.


NNSA: National Nuclear Security Agency.

NRO: National Reconnaissance Office.

NORAD: Area 14.

Northern Lights: Visual Energy Output and Excitement Produced from

Area 1 and Its E.L.F. Working on Developing New Technologies

through Bumble Works and/or Special Gifts through Its Surprise

Division.

North Pole: Area 1.

Olive Drab Phone: The Olive Drab (GI) Phone that directly Connects

to Area 14. It Is Located on the Supply Chain Guy's Desk.

OMS: Order Management System.

ORNL: Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

Phantom Works: Boeing’s Special Projects Division.

Pheromone: A Secreted, Excreted, Injected, or Placed Hormone that

Triggers a Common Response or Expectation from a Group of the Same

or very Similar Members.

"Pi" (ᴨ): a Mathematical Constant that Decimal Representation Never

Ends.

Pilot Sunglasses: The Type of Sunglasses Worn by the Supply Chain

Guy and Pilots. However, The Supply Chain Guy's Sunglasses Are

Different in which They also Serve as an Optical Supply Chain /

Operations Dashboard and Were Developed by Bumble Works.


Pope John Paul II: A Past Strategic Advisor to Santa's Supply Chain.

Powered By Bumble Works™: Cool, Classified, and Very Secretive

"Stuff" Used as Platform and Disruptive Technologies that Support

Santa Claus, the Supply Chain Guy, and Santa's Supply Chain. This

"Stuff" Is Loaned to Other Entities from Time to Time. Managed by

Master ELF, the Supply Chain Guy, and Santa.

President Ronald Reagan: Former President and Visionary who Saw

the End of the Cold War Coming and the Future Need for Supporting

Santa Claus in Managing Complex Problems. Considered by Many as

the “Best President” Ever for Supporting Santa's Supply Chain. Served

as the President of The United States of America from 1981 to 1989.

Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher: A Key Evangelist in Upgrading

Santa's Supply Chain to Meet Future Needs. A Close Friend to

President Ronald Reagan and Served as Prime Minister of The United

Kingdom from 1979-1990.

Project Blue Book: Disinformation Campaign to Protect Bumble

Works and other Like-Mission Groups Efforts from Communists.

Red Felt™: A Piece of Modern Material Shown to the Supply Chain

Guy by his Father in 1974. Fourteen Years Later in 1988, the Supply

Chain Guy's Father Gives the Red Felt to Him. Years Later, the Supply

Chain Guy Learns of Its Magic and Origin in Relationship to a

Specialized and Classified Flight Suit.

Red Phone: The Red Phone that directly Connects to Area 1. It Is

Located on the Supply Chain Guy's Desk.


Reindeer: A Specialized, Blessed, and Trained Group of Mammals only

Found in Area 1 that Perform a Kindling Dance in addition to other

Factors which Serve as an Igniter for Propulsion of Santa's Sleigh. A

Minimum of Eight Reindeer Are Needed to Create a 32-Stroke Engine

Vortex.

Reverend Billy Graham: A Past Strategic Advisor to Santa's Supply

Chain.

Reverse Logistics: Reverse or Send Back Logistics Strategies for the

Reuse, Return, or Forwarding Back-Stream of Product, Packaging, or

Support Materials.

RFID: Radio Frequency Identification (Device or Active/Passive Tag).

Richard Dean Anderson: One of the Best Actors in the World and a

True Patriot who Starred in SG-1. A Key Member of Santa's Supply

Chain Program. Recognized for his Exemplary Work and Dedication

for the USAF in 2004 and also Made an Honorary Brigadier General.

SAC: Strategic Air Command. The Supply Chain Guy's Father Piloted

KC-97s, KC-135s, and B-52s while in SAC.

Samoa: A Country along with other Islands Located near the

International Date Line and Is one of Santa's First Stops for Delivering

and Fulfilling Christmas.

Santa: Santa Claus. St. Nick. The First Pilot. CO of Santa's Supply

Chain. Lives in Area 1. Reports up to the Man Above. Supply Chain

Guy Reports up to Santa.

Santa's Flight Suit: Classified.


Santa’s Helpers: Those Who Help Santa’s Supply Chain Program as

Designated by Santa, the Supply Chain Guy, and/or the Master Elf.

Santa's Phone App™: A Mobile Application that directly Connects to

the NNMS and Is Later Reviewed by the E.L.F. Sub-Committee.

Santa's Sleigh: All Variants, Configurations, and Technologies Except

"Traditional" Are Classified.

Santa's Supply Chain™: The Official Name of the very Complex

Operations and Technologies that Support the Sourcing, Making,

Storing, Distributing, Fulfilling, Monitoring, and Quality Assurance of

Gift Giving. Directed and Managed by the SCG (XO) to Santa Claus

(CO), who also Works and Coordinates with DOD Assets and other

"Areas". A very Classified Program that Was Declassified by Santa

Claus on October 30, 2013.

Santa Time: Classified. Not Real / Current Time.

Santa's Weight: All Weights pertaining to Santa, from Leaving from

through Returning to Area 1, Are Classified.

SATCOM: Satellite Communications.

Sergeant Elvis Presley: A Former World Renowned Singer and Movie

Star who Is Credited along with other Memphis, TN Recording Artists

in Creating "Rock and Roll". The Supply Chain Guy Likes the Song,

Blue Christmas.

SCG™: The Supply Chain Guy.

SCM: Supply Chain Management.


Scramjet: Supersonic Combustion Ramjet. Rumored to be the "Scram"

in the "Gone" of the SR-71G.

Shipgate™: Classified.

Silicon Valley: Area 27.

Skunk Works: Lockheed Martin’s Special Projects Group.

SNL: Sandia National Laboratory.

Snowflake: Codename for KH 20/20.

Socialism: An Evil Political Ideology that Does NOT Care for

Christmas or Santa Claus.

SOP: Standard Operating Procedure(s).

Space Shuttle: Classified and Declassified Launch Platforms for

Placing Returnable and Crewed Space Assets into Orbit for NASA,

USAF, and Other Entities. Payloads Sometimes Consist of Assets from

Bumble Works.

Special Red Phone: The Supply Chain Guy's "Special" Red Phone that

He Carries. Developed by Bumble Works and Its Use Is Classified.

SR-71G: Classified Modern Model of SR-71 Platform (Santa's Recon

71G Model; "G" Nicknamed for "Gone!").

SR-72: Disinformation Campaign to Protect the Future SC-1776. The

SR-72 Was an Abandoned Research Program in the Early 1960s. Also

Known As the F/U/B/A/R Special "All Service" Platform ---

Fighter/Underwater/Bomber/Attack/Reconnaissance.


SC-1776: Super Cool, Super Classified, and Super Courageous New

Technological Craft Created by Skunk Works. Nicknamed as the Santa

Claus – 1776 and Sometimes Referred as the Santa Claus America.

Stargate / SG-1: Hollywood Science Fiction Movie and TV Show;

Created as a Disinformation Campaign for Protecting Santa's Supply

Chain and Its Shipgate, Area 1, Area 14, and other Entities. It Was

Developed based on the Previous Success of the Application of the

"Movie", Argo (a UT Alumnus Was Involved in Real Life).

Stealth 9.0™: The Ninth Generation of the Combination of

Technologies and Processes that Makes Assets Invisible. These Assets

include Vehicles and Crafts (Air, Space, Star), Facilities, Personnel, and

Support Objects.

STS-26: "Return to Flight" Mission After Space Shuttle Challenger

Accident. Space Shuttle Discovery Mission Included the Launching of a

TDRS. All Experienced Crew. Wore Hawaiian Shirts and Pilot

Sunglasses on October 2, 19988 to "Be Loud and Proud" and Give a BZ

Nod to President Reagan and the Selection of the SCG. Crew Included

Commander Richard Hauck (USN), Pilot Richard Covey (USAF),

Mission Specialist 1 John Lounge (USN), Mission Specialist 2 David

Hilmers, and Mission Specialist 3 George Nelson.

Succession Planning: Having a Predetermined Plan for

Succession. The Supply Chain Guy Has a Predetermined Line of

Succession in Case He Ever Retires (which Is Doubtful) or other

Unforeseen Circumstances.

Supply Chain Guy™: The SCG Works directly with Santa, the USAF,

the E.L.F., and Directs all Supply Chain Management, Strategy, and

"Other" Activities. He Manages the Most Complex Supply Chain in the

Galaxy.


Swarm Intelligence: Collective Decision Making and Action by

Decentralized Systems, Assets, or Organizations.

TAC: Tactical Air Command. The Supply Chain Guy's Father Piloted

F-4s while in TAC and Performed other "Special" Temporary Duties

(TDYs).

TDRS: Tracking and Data Relay Satellite.

TDY: Temporary Duty.

Titan: A Cray Supercomputer Located at ORNL and Is Currently

Considered the "Second Fastest in the World" after the NNMS. Also the

names for a Rocket Family which Included Space Rockets and Nuclear

Missiles. Also the Name for the Planet Saturn's Largest Moon. The

Titans Is also a Name for an NFL Team in Tennessee...Formerly from

Area 58.

TL: Truckload.

TOC: Theory of Constraints.

Tom Blair Farm Incident: A Midair Collision and Hard Landing of

Test Aircraft in the Fall of 2011. Please See Last Entry of the Glossary.

TOP GUN: USN Fighters Weapon School. Classified Location(s).

Current, Former, and Retired Graduates Perform "Special" TDY during

December of Each Year.

TMS: Transportation Management System.

TVA: Tennessee Valley Authority.

UCT: Coordinated Universal Time.


University of Tennessee: Flagship University within the State of

Tennessee which Has One of the Founding and Leading Supply Chain

Management Programs in the World in addition to an MBA Aerospace

Program with the USAF. The SCG Is Found at UT from Time to Time.

USA: United States Army.

USAF: United States Air Force.

USCG: United States Coast Guard.

USMC: United States Marine Corp.

USMM: United States Merchant Marine.

USN: United States Navy.

USS Tennessee: A USN Nuclear Missile Submarine (SSBN - 734) of

the "Ohio Class" that Patrols, at Times, under / near Area 1. Also Serves

as an Emergency Landing Strip at Sea for Yuletide.

WMS: Warehouse Management System.

Wright-Patterson: Area 18.

Value Chain: A Group of Assets Supporting a Specific Mission and/or

Product/Service that Is Linked by Working Relationships of Suppliers

and Partners in a Supply Chain. Santa's Supply Chain Is the Largest and

the Most Complex Value Chain in the World.

Vandenberg: Area 37.

Vault #70: Located at Area 21.


VMI: Vendor Managed Inventory.

XO: Executive Officer.

Y-12: Secret NNSA Facility that Produces / Houses National Security

Products and Services in Addition to Storing Sensitive Materials.

YB-70: A Collaborative "Works" Project to Design a Deep Penetration

Craft for Delivering and Supporting Christmas within the Borders of

Communist and Socialist Countries in the late 1960s. Two Were

Developed and One Was Lost. The Remaining YB-70 Is Located at

Area 18. The SCG First Saw and Touched It in 1975 with His Father

and It Inspired Him in Many Ways.

YMS: Yard Management System.

Yuletide: Callsign for Santa and his Sleigh and Reindeers while in

Flight. Also a Reference to the Christmas Festive Season.

Zulu Time: Coordinated Universal Time.

***Tom Blair Farm Incident: In the Fall of 2011, a Specialized F-104

from Area 23 Developed in the 1960s with a Specialized but Highly

Unpredictable Technology Engine (Quantum Nova Pulse Accelerator

Prototype Jet Engine) Was Piloted by Lt. Col. Flash Rogers.

This Was One of the Three Originally Developed Jointly by Bumble

Works and Skunk Works. One of These Specialized F-104s Was Lost in

a Crash Piloted by Col. Chuck Yeager on December 10, 1963 and the

Other Is Currently on Display in Front of Area 23’s Test Pilot School.

In the Fall of 2011, Lt. Col. Rogers Was Reevaluating the Technology

with a Group of Santa’s Helpers ----An Area 1 Test Pilot Crew


Consisting of Maj. Jolt Jolly as “Santa” Piloting a “Test Sleigh” with

Reindeer Capt. “Bucky”, Capt. “Pucky”, Lt. “Lucky”, and Lt. “Hucky”

in addition to One of the “Men In Green” Observers from Bumble

Works.

During the Test Flight, the F-104 Had an Engine Failure Causing it to

Pitch Left – Up Right and Colliding into the Test Sleigh which Led to a

Very Hard Landing on the Farm owned by Tom Blair, a Successful

Businessman and Author. Fortunately, No One Was Injured from the

Test Crews nor was Anyone on the Ground Hurt Either.

Neither Santa or Any of His Prime Crew of Reindeers Were Ever in

Danger since They Were All Located at Area 1 at that Time. This Story

Has Become Known as the “Tom Blair Farm Incident”.

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