Lyrics Hi Ha Horror Show · Michael: Mike and Dee are here let me hear you say Sven: We're gonna...

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Lyrics Hi Ha Horror Show Thriller Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize yawls neighborhood And whosoever shall be found Without the soul for getting down Must stand and face the hounds of hell And rot inside a corpses shell

The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty thousand years And grizzly ghouls from every tomb Are closing in to seal your doom And though you fight to stay alive Your body starts to shiver For no mere mortal can resist The evil of the thriller

Master of the house Butler: Welcome, M'sieur Sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest All of 'em crooks Rooking their guests And cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine Making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's busom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! All: Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Gives 'em everything he's got Butler: Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus! What a sorry little lot!

Waitress: Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! `Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature Landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted Living with this bastard in the house! All: Master of the house! Waitress: Master and a half! All:Comforter, philosopher Waitress: Ah, don't make me laugh! All: Servant to the poor Butler to the great Waitress: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! All: Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Butler: Everybody raise a glass Waitress: Raise it up the master's arse All: Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!

Get me to the church Sven: I got to be there in the morning Shoes, strop and looking in my prime If some blooke is able Lift up the table And get me to the church on time If I’m flying Than shoot me down If I’m going Get me out of town For... I am getting married in the morning

Ding dong bells are gonna chime Feather and Charley Call out the army But get me to the church on time And get me to the church For god sake, get me to the church on time


Summer holiday Michael: We celebrate seven weeks Miker "G" and Sven We take the holidays with all our friends It's was a time to relate Leave your worries behind It took me several weeks when cross my mind It was prime of the time we never forget One morning our parents kicked us out of bed We told them that the stupid don't play the fool But the answer was shouted you gotta go to school Sven: Geez running up and down and every body know That we rock in public in the streaking show While the G rocks the house and you know what I'm saying Now when he's on the mic there'll be no delaying So you better run to see him in your neighborhood He's rappin' rockin' all the way to Hollywood. He check it out He's out of words we say Scream it out we need a holiday

Sven: We're gonna ring a rang a dong for the holidays Michael: Put your arms in the air Let me hear you say Sven: We're gonna ring a rang a dong for the holidays Michael: Put your arms in the air Let me hear you say Sven: We're gonna ring a rang a dong for the holidays Michael: Mike and Dee are here let me hear you say Sven: We're gonna ring a rang a dong for the holidays Michael: Hey check out the new style we just played Both: We are going on a summer holiday We're going to London and New York City

Be our guest Butler: Ma chère mademoiselle! Het is met grote trots en veel plezier dat wij U vanavond welkom heten! En wij vragen U nu: rielèks... let goed op... want de eetzaal presenteert... uw diner Ma chère mademoiselle!. Es erfullt uns mit tiefsten stolz und grossten vergnugen sie hier heute abend begrussen zu durfen. Und jetz laden wir sie ein zu entspannen Nehmen sie doch platz Denn der speisesahl presentiert ihr diner Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents your dinner! Be our guest Be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we provide the rest Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres hy, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes They can sing They can dance After all, Miss, this is France And a dinner here is never second best Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest ALL : Het kristal ! Het damast! Al de schalen opgetast! Wij zijn eindelijk weer blij en heel gastvrij en enthousiast! Eerst het vlees, dan de vis en aan ’t einde van de dis Brengen wij U in extase met de slagroom bavaroise! Gang, na gang Keer op keer, Tot U smeekt: ‘’ik kan niet meer!’’ en dan zingen wij een wiegelied voor U Vanavond geen verdriet! Vanavond fijn genieten! Kom er in Kom er in! Kom er in! Ja kom er in


Haunted House Waitress: Come little children, the time’s come to play. Here in my garden of magic I know a place where the monsters are hanging around… at midnight. Running around making sounds going bump in the night…. At midnight. A ghost…. What! A monster….. No! Butler: Frankenstein….. Waaaah! Oh no! All: This is the haunted house, waiting on the hill, wohohoho. This is the haunted house, giving you a thrill, wohohoh.

Waitress:Haven’t you heard of the man going straight through the wall… at midnight. They say he’s a wolf you can hear when he’s havind a ball… at midnight. Butler: A monster…. What! Waitress: A Wolf…. No! Frankenstein…. Waaah! Oh no! All: This is the hunted house, waiting on the hill, wohohoho. This is the haunted house, giving you a thrill, wohohoho. This is the haunted house This is the haunted house Butler: When midnightt falls and darkness calls and ghosts and goons and demons dwell. Creatures creep to crush your skull for no one lives or lives to tell.

Timewarp 1 Michael en Sven: Let´s exercise Let´s exercise, let´s exercise Jump to the left Jump to the left, jump to the left Now all you girls and all your guys Let´s rock your time let´s exercise With all the groove to rock for you So clap your hands you can do it too Frank and Fetta and Magetta Norman Fridge and the treddy setter (?) You know the score let´s begin now The timewarp is here to make you scream and shout Are you ready , yeah So you think you can do the timewarp hé Well let me tell you hahahah

Butler: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me So you can't see me, no not at all In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention Well-secluded, I see all It's just a jump to the left All: And then a step to the right Butler: With your hands on your hips All: You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,Let's do the Time Warp again! (2X)

Pussycat dolls Waitress: Ah, ah, oh baby Don't cha, Wish your girlfriend was hot like me Don't cha, Wish your girlfriend was a freak like me Don't cha, Don't cha

Don't cha, Wish your girlfriend was raw like me Don't cha, Wish your girlfriend was fun like me Don't cha, Don't cha


Sweet Transvestite Michael: How do you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because when you knocked He thought you were the candy man. Don't get strung out by the way that I look, Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day, But by night I'm one hell of a lover I´m just a sweet transvestite from transexual, transylvania let me show you a rime maybe play a song you look like you´re both pretty groovy or if you want something visual that´s not to abysmal we could take in an old steve reeve’s movie Well you got caught with a flat well how about that well babies don´t you panic By the light of the night it´ll seem allright I´ll get you a satinic mechanic I´m just a sweet Transvestite

Waitress: Sweet transvestite Michael: from transexual Transylvania Why don´t you stay for the night Waitress: Night Michael: or maybe a bite Waitress: Bite Michael: I could show you my favourite obsession I´ve been making a man with blond hair and a tan and he’s good for relieving my tention I´m just a sweet transvestite From transexual Transylvania, he he I’m just a sweet transvestite Waitress: Sweet transvestite Michael: From transsexual Transylvania Michael: So come up to the lab and see whats on the slab I see you shiffer with antici……pation But maybe the rain is really to blame So I´ll remove the cause but not the symptom

Sword of Damocles - Sven

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer? I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed

All there ain’t no crime Sven And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread

All there ain’t no crime

Sven My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer... All That ain't no crime 4x

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head


Sven And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread


Sven Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

All Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime 12x Sha la la

Stayin Alive – Sven Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, Im a womans man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, Ive been kicked around Since I was born. And now its all right. its ok. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The new york times effect on man.

Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother, Youre stayin alive, stayin alive. Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin, And were stayin alive, stayin alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.


I’m your man – Sven Im your man (dont you know who I am? ) Baby, Im your man

I feel good

Sven: I feel good I knew that I would now I feel good I knew that I would now So good, So good Cause I’ve got you So good, So good Cause I’ve got you So good, So good Cause I’ve got you, Hé

Timewarp 2

Butler: It´s astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely Waitress: not for very much longer Butler:I´ve got to keep control I remember doing the time warp drinking those moments when but blindness would hit me Both: and the vibe would be calling All: Let´s do the time warp again (2x) Butler: It´s just a jump to the left All: and then a step to the right Butler: Put your hands on your hips All: you bring your knees in tight But it’s the velvet cross That really drives you insane Let´s do the time warp again (2x)

Waitress: It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me So you can’t see me no not at all In another dimension, but where is the intention Well secluded, I’ll see all Butler: With a bit of a mind flip Waitress: You’re into the time slip Butler: and nothing can ever be the same Waitress: Your spaced out on sensation Butler: like your under sedation All: let’s do the time warp again (2x) Waitress: Well I was walking down the street just having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He took me up he took me by surprise he had a pick-up truck and the devils eyes he stared at me and I felt rechanged Time meant nothing never would again All: Let’s do the Time warp again (2x) Butler: It’s just a jump to the left All: and then a step to the right Butler: :put your hands on your hips All: you bring your knees in tight But it’s the velvet cross That really drives you insane Let’s do the time warp again (2x)

We are family All: We are family Get up everybody and sing We are family I got all my sisters with me We are family Get up ev'rybody and sing We are family Get up ev'rybody and sing We are family I got all my sisters with me

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