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WHO’S YOUR BAGHDADDY or how i started the iraq war music and book by MARSHALL PAILET lyrics and book by A.D. PENEDO Piano/Vocal This score has been downloaded from www.dramatists.com and is for perusal only. No performance or use of this score is allowed without written authorization from Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

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WHO’S YOUR BAGHDADDY

or how i started the iraq war

music and book by MARSHALL PAILET

lyrics and book by A.D. PENEDO

Piano/Vocal

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(This should feel casual. LIkea prayer in responsive reading.It should, not feel polished.)

(off Leader's Cue)

−œ ιœ œ ‰ ιœ œ −œ œ œI can run, but ne ver from myϖϖ œœ œœ

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œ ‰ ιœ œ œ œ œα œCan't de ny what it knows is

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−œ ιœ œ ‰ ιœ œ −œ œ œI can hide, but ne ver from myϖϖ œœ œœ

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1. The PledgeMarshall Pailet

© Pailet & Penedo

Piano/Vocal

A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war

LEADERSo why don’t we make an effort today, ifwe can.(Beat)Do you want to lead us in the pledge?

NELSON(quickly, sarcastic)So bad!

LEADER(quickly)Okay.

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face the blame then grace will set meϖϖϖ œœ Œ œœ

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−œ œ œ −œ œ −œ œ œ œIn my dark est ho ur peace will

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−œ œ œ −œ œ −œ œ œ œIn my dark est ho ur if Iœœ œœ ˙̇ œœ

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(MARTIN enters the Support Group, distracted, clutching hisflip-phone. HE takes his seat, but does not join in song, his mindelsewhere, somewhere dark.)

MARTIN(going through the motions, putting away his flip-phone)I’m Martin I started the Iraq War.

ALLHi, Martin.

LEADERNow, we know you’re not big into the talking, but tell us if youcan: do you blame yourself?(No answer, as MARTIN struggles)Do you blame yourself, Martin?(No answer)Martin?(No answer)Martin?

[SEGUE!]

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−œ œ œ −œ œ −œ œ œ œ

œ œ ˙ œ œ

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˙ ˙rit.

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œ œ Τ̇Direct segue after dialogue

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Nelson

Piano

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(Live Triangle)

*After final "Martin?"

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y Œ y Œ

Ó œœŒ

(high hat)

ΕCue: after"Iraq War"

TRACK IN(click quarter note)

Ó Œ ‰ ιI

Œ Œ

œœŒ œ œ œ œ

(selling)

y y y y y y yhave an op por tu ni ty.

ϖϖϖœ œ œ− œ− Œ

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Ó ‰y y y

The U. N.

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y y y y y y yspe cial com mis sion, wants to

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y y y y y ypub lish me on the web.

ϖϖϖϖœ− œ− œ− œ−

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My Com

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ŒPub lish what?

œœœœŒ Ó

œ œŒ Ó

(gingerly)

y y yŒ ‰ ι

ypen di um. A

Óy yOh god.

(immediately disengages)

(desperate)

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2. Marty's DilemmaMarshall Pailet

© Pailet & Penedo

(Suddenly, MARTIN stands as the houselights slam off and the theatrical lightsgo on. A ding of a triangle is played.)

A.D. Penedo

from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war

(And we’re in MARTIN’s head,looking back to his time at the CIA inthe summer of 2001. The refreshmenttable for the Support Group becomeshis desk. MARTIN is talking to hisboss, NELSON, who is holding aclipboard.)

ALL BUT MARTIN (to audience):"How Martin Started the IraqWar."

Piano/Vocal

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y y y y yŒ

de cade of re search.

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Theo ries.10

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y y y y y y yTheo ries, yes, based on re search.

Ó Œ œ œ

(hard selling) Œy y y

‰ ιy

Germ wea pons..Sad

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dam Hus sein has loads.

Ó Œ œ œ œ∀ œ

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y y y y ythose are just the facts.

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Theories.18

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y y y y y yTheories, yes,based on facts.

œ œ œ ιœ œ ιœ

MARTINI just need your permission to send it.

NELSONMarty, this is the CIA. Nothing unsubstantiated goespublic.

MARTINBut…

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(Both Hands)

ιœ œ ιœ ˙˙ ˙

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œ− œµ − œ− œ− œ∀ − œ− œ− œ−œµ − œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ œ œ œ œe ven when they

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œ− œ− œ− œ −œ ιœ

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œœ œ œœ œ œœ œœ

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œ œ œ œ œpay them heed or

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œ œ œ œ Œplay the fool.

œ− œµ − œ− œ ˙ιœµ − œ ιœ œ œ œ

œ œ œ œ œBring me proof, and then

ϖϖϖœµ œ œ− œ−

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(NELSON holds out his clipboard forMartin to consider the form sheet clippedto it, MARTIN brushes it aside.)

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−−Piano

(The Spiritual Woman in the Support Group holds adonut box top in front of her face like the frame of a TVscreen. SHE has become the NEWS REPORTER.)

NEWS REPORTER (WOMAN)(with the utmost confidence)This just in: everything is the worst. Yes, it’s April 3rd,2001, and a series of tragedies has forced us toreconsider what it means to truly suffer. Napster shutdown, shark attacks at an all-time high, and now we’vereceived word of the untimely demise of a belovednational icon.

MARTINNot Baywatch.

NEWS REPORTERIt’s Baywatch.

MARTIN(tragedy)No, God!

œ œ œ œ Ó

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Cue: "No, god!"

Ο

(No Piano m. 1-5)

TRACK IN

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œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

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œ œ œ œ œ ‰ ÓWe de serve bet ter...

œ œ œ œ œ ‰ ÓWe de serve bet ter...

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Women:

Men:

(Piano In)

(whispered)

(whispered)

Œœ

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œ œ ιœ œ œ œ œ œ œ ιœ ΙœWe de serve bet ter, we de serve it right now.

œ œ ιœ œ œ œ œ œ œ ιœ ΙœWe de serve bet ter, we de serve it right now.

˙̇ −−œœŒœ

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3. We Deserve BetterMarshall Pailet

© Pailet & Penedo

Piano/Vocal

A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war

NEWS REPORTERYes, it’s April 3rd, 2001, and the world deserves better.(tempting him)So why not just open up that computer, Marty?

(MARTIN is puzzled – did she just talk to me?)

Open it up.

(MARTIN opens his computer, which is a donut box that has beenleft on the table - with its lid standing up it kind of looks like alaptop. Once the lid is lifted, a flap drops down and covers up theword “Donuts” with “Computer.”)

Now, why not just send that compendium, Marty? The worlddeserves it.

(MARTIN stares at his computer. HE lifts his finger, tempted topress “send.”)

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We de serve bet ter. Please, Mar ty.

œ œ œ œ œ ‰ ÓWe de serve bet ter.

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œ− œ− œ− œ−

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ΟNelson:

π

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(Actors slam chairson ground)

(tempting him) Ó Œ y y y

We des erve...

y Œ y y y ŒDon't. We de serve...

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Men:(warning)

œ œ œ œ œ œ =̇We de serve bet ter right now!

œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙̇=We de serve bet ter right now!

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œ œ œ œ œ œ œI a lone, I a lone canœœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

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œ œ Œ ‰ œ œ œknow ledge and my exœœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

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Ιœ œ ιœ Œ œ œper tise, my la

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∑œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

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‰ −œ Ótionnn,

Ó œ œ œWe de serve

Ó œ œ œWe de serveœœœ− ‰ Ι

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œ œ œ œ œ œ œkeep them from, keep them from the

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œ œ œ œ œbi o am mu ni

œ œ œ œ œ∀bi o am mu ni

œ œ œ œ œbi o am mu niœœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œœ

− −− −˙̇ ιœœ

Œ œ= œ ‰ ιœtionnn, when

Œ œ= œ Œtionnn!

Œ œ∀ = œ Œtionnn!

Œ œœœœ∀ œœ œœ œœ œœ

Œ− œœ œœ œœ

œ œ œ œ œ œtruth a lone can keep

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œ œ ˙

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ιœ œ= ιœ ‰ œ œ œme if I'd let a lit

Ιœ œ= Ιœ ‰ œ œ œme if I'd let a litœœ̆ œœ̆ œœ̆ œœ̆

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Ιœ œ Ιœ ‰ œ Ιœαtle rule slide. To spare

ιœ œ= ιœ ‰ œ œ œtle rule slide. To spare

Ιœ œ= Ιœ ‰ œ œ œtle rule slide. To spareœœ̆ œœ̆ œœ̆ œœ̆

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(MARTIN almost presses ”send,” thenagain turns away. BERRY andRICHART, in their own world, share inMartin’s frustration.)

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a rule slide. I'll show

ιœα œ ιœ ‰ œιœ

a rule slide. I'll show

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a rule slide. I'll showœœœ̆ œœœ̆ œœœ̆ œœœ̆

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Ιœ œ Ιœ ‰ œ œ œit to them cuz I owe

ιœ œ= ιœ ‰ œ œ œit to them cuz I owe

Ιœ œ Ιœ ‰ œ œ œit to them cuz I oweœœ̆ œœ̆ œœ̆ œœ̆

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35 œ œ œ œ œ œit. They de serve it!

œ œ Œ Óit.

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Whoa oh oo wuh wuh

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Wuh oh wuh oh−−−œœœ ιœœœιœœœœœœ Ι

œœœα

œœαα œœ −−˙̇

‰ œα œ œ œ œ œ Ιœ ‰The peo ple de serve a break!

‰ œα œ œ œ œ œ Ιœ ‰The peo ple de serve a break!

˙̇ Ó

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Women:

Martin:

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(The ENSEMBLE begins to come alivearound the space, pounding their bodies,chairs, the floor, channeling Martin’sfrustration.)

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11

11

α α α α α

α α α α α

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√∑

œ œα œα œ ˙̇̇̇̇φφφφφ∑

Velkomming h = 120

Cue: "booth"

TRACK IN(2 clicks in) Ó Œ

yAnd

Ó œ œœœœœ−

œœœœ−œœœœ−

œœœœ−œ− œ− ˙

Customs Agent 1:

y y y yhere's your pas sport.

œµ œ ˙œœœœ−œœœœ−

œœœœ−œœœœ−˙ œ œ

(cheery German accent) Œy y

‰ ιœDan ke, en

Ó œ œœœœœ−

œœœœ−œœœœ−

œœœœ−œ− œ− ˙

œµ œ œ œjoy your stay in

œµ œ œ œ ˙œœœœ−œœœœ−

œœœœ−œœœœ−˙ œ œ

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α α α α α

α α α α α

35

35

35

11

11

11Pno.

6 ˙ ˙Deutsch land.

6 ˙̇̇µφφφφφφφφφφφφφφφφ

˙̇µ

ϖϖ

˙ Ó˙̇ ˙̇µ

ϖϖ

Œy y y

Gu ten tag.Ó œ œœœœœα−

œœœœ−œœœœ−

œœœœ−œα − œ− ˙

(To Curveball) Œ œ œ œWel come to

œ œ ˙œœœœα−

œœœœ−œœœœ−

œœœœ−˙ œα œ

˙ ϖDeutsch land.

˙̇̇φφφφφφφφφφφφφφφφ

˙̇ ˙̇

ϖϖ Œ Œ

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α α α α α

α α α α α

11

11

11

µ µ µ µ µ

µ µ µ µ µ

µ µ µ µ µPno.

11

y yÓ

Pas sport?

Υ

11 œ œ œ œ œœ œœœœœœœœœœα

−œœœœ−

œœœœ−œœœœ−

>

˙̇ ˙̇

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=

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Mysterious and Urgent, h = 120

Ε

ε

−œ ιœ œ œgrave in forϖϖ

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˙ ˙αma tion˙̇ ˙̇α

˙α ˙α

˙ œ œfor youϖϖ

ϖ

-- --

4. Stay PrepriseMarshall Pailet

© Pailet & Penedo

from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo

LEADERWe remember.

RICHARTOkay, just let me know if the accent becomes aproblem.

LEADERWe understand you just fine.

RICHARTOkay. So an Iraqi walks into a customs booth...

(Suddenly theatrical again, we’re in FrankfurtAirport. The Leader and Spiritual Woman becometwo chipper German CUSTOMS AGENTS,checking passports.)

(CURVEBALL slams the topof the customs booth tablewith his hand, sings with theutmost urgency andgravitas.)

(CURVEBALL, an Iraqi who has beenpresent in the Support Group the wholetime but has not participated in any way,steps up to the customs booth. HE hasslightly unkempt hair and a jittery look in

(whole notesR.H., playL.H.)

(play both hands) (whole notesR.H., play

(play both hands)

Piano/Vocal

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16 Ó œ œthere comes

16 ϖϖ=

ϖϖ=

−œ ιœ œ œmass de vaϖϖ

ϖϖ

˙ ˙sta tion˙̇ ˙̇

˙α ˙α

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ϖ

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=

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23 ˙ œ Œbut

23 ϖϖ %

ϖ

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ϖϖϖϖαα

ϖϖαα

ε−œ Ιœα œ œ

not be tooϖϖϖϖαα =

ϖϖ

˙α œ œlate if you

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œ œα œ œheed whatϖϖϖϖαα =

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30 ϖ30 ϖϖϖϖαα

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Ο ϖStay.

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ϖƒ

∑ϖϖϖα Τ

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Ο

stop ring before"another one."

TRACK OUT

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(There is an eerie silence as theportent of Curveball’s messagehangs in the air. TheCUSTOMS AGENTS turn toeach other slowly, catch eyes,

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ααα

ααα

ααα

33

33

33

33Piano

Pop Shuffle q = 170

(Alarm Clock)

Swing! ŒÂ = Œ lj

TRACK IN

∑ Ι— ‰ Œ!

(Live Triangle)

TRACK OUT

Ó˙

"Iraq War"

TRACK IN(2 clicks in)

ϖϖϖ

œ œ ‰ œ œ œ‰œ

Ο

ÓY

Oh

ÓY

Oh

ϖϖϖαα

œ œ ‰ œ œ œ ‰ œ

Ο

Ο

Women:

Jerry/Man/CBall:Martin/Nelson:

œ œ ‰ œ= Óba da bow!

œœ œœ ‰ œœ= Óba da bow!

œœœœ=œœœœ=‰ œœœœ

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Ó

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ααα

ααα

Ric.

Pno.

7 ∑7 Œ

ιœ œœ œ œœα œ œœ

Ó œα œ

Ε

Cue: 2nd "Schnell. Yes." (R.H. Only)

TRACK IN(1 click in)

œ œ œ œ œ ŒIt's a no ther day

œœ− Œ Ó

œ− œ Œ œ œ

Œ − Ιœ œ œ œthink I be

œ− œ ‰œ œ œµ

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5. Das ManMarshall Pailet

© Pailet & Penedo

Piano/Vocal

A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war

(Someone holds a mirror infront of RICHART’S face,HE checks himself outapprovingly.)

RICHARTSchnell yes, JuniorDetective Richart Becker.Schnell. Yes.

(CUSTOMS AGENT 2 puts an alarm clock (made of a donut andsandwich toothpicks) on the customs table, RICHART hops up tosit on the table and shuts off the alarm as if the table is his bed andhe just woke up. A ding of a triangle is played.)

ALL BUT RICHART (to audience):"How Richart Started the Iraq War."

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ααα

ααα

Ric.

Pno.

10 ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œvor glu hen like a bro

10 ∑

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œ ‰ ιœ œ œ œ œbro, play me some Nin

Œœ−

‰œ œα œµ

œ œ œ œ œ œten do Six ty Fo Fo

œ− œŒ œ œ

Œ ιœ œ ιœ œ œI just go tta

œ− œ‰ œα œ œα

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Ric.

Pno.

14

œ Œ y=

y= Œ

see. Sto ppen!

14 Œœœœœα =

Ó

œ− œ=Ó

Œ œ œ œ œKeep it smooth now.

Óœ œ œ œ

œ œ œ œ Ιœ −œAll I go tta say

Ó ιœœ −œ

œ− œ Œ œ œ

Œ − Ιœ œ œ œ œit don't rea lly

œœ Ιœ −œ

œ− œ ‰œ œ œµ

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ααα

ααα

Ric.

Pno.

18 Œ œ œ œ œ œmak ht how I'm ro

18 œœ− Œ Ó

œ−Œ Ó

œ ‰ ιœ œ œ œ œllin' long as I be

Œ−œœ œœ œœαα

Œœ−

‰œ œα œµ

œ œ œ œ œ œre ppin' and con tro llin'˙̇

Ιœœ −−œœ

œ− œŒ œ œ

Œ œ œ ιœ œ ιœthe bro that I

œœ ιœ œœ œœ œ œœ

œ− œ‰ œα œ œα

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ααα

ααα

ααα

ααα

Ric.

Women

Men

Pno.

22

œ Œ Óbe.

Ó ˙Bro

Ó ˙Bro

22 œœ− Œ Ó

œ−Œ Ó

Ο

Ο

Women/Man:

Jerry/Martin/Nelson/CBall:

Œ − ιœ œ œ œJa, I'm das

œ ˙ œthat I be.

œ ˙ œthat I be.

Œ œœœœα =˙̇˙˙

Œ œœαα =œœ œ œ

œ œ Œ œschei sse das

Ó −−−œœœιœœœ

œœ−˙̇ œœ

œ Œ Œ œbombe das

Ó œ œ œ œ œ œ3

3

œœ−˙̇ œœ

œ œ œ ιœ œ ιœwun der bar phe nom.

∑˙̇̇ −−−œœœ Ι

œœœ−

œœ−˙̇ œœ

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Ric.

Pno.

27 Ó œ œ œCall me a

27 ‰− œœ œœ œœœ œœœ œœœ

œœ−˙̇ œœ

œ Œ Œ œschwanz? A

Ó −−−œœœιœœœ

œœ−˙̇ œœ

(Add L.H.)

œ Œ Œ ‰ ιœschwein? A

Ó −−−œœœιœœœ

œœ−˙̇ œœ

œ œ œ œ œku gel blitz dumb kopf??

œœœœœœœœ

œœœœŒ

œœœœ

œœ œœ−

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ααα

ααα

Ric.

Pno.

31 ‰ œ Ιœ Ιœ œ ΙœYo, that's fine cuz,

31 ∑

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œ

œ− œ− œ− œ−

doo doo doo doo

Ó ιœœ œœ ιœœ

œ− ˙ œ

ε

ε

œ− œ œ Œ ‰ Ιœdoo doo doo no

Ó ιœœ œœ ιœœœ− ˙ œ

œ œ œ œ œ œ Œmak ht where I'm go in'

Ó ιœœ œιœœœœ

œ− ˙ œ œ

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Ric.

Women

Men

Pno.

35 Œ œ œ Ιœ −œI am das

∑35 ∑

Ó Œ œα œ

œ œ œ ‰ Óman.

Ó =̇Ja!

Ó =̇Ja!

Ó ιœœ œœ ιœœ

œ− œ Œ œ

ε

ε

Œ œ œ Ιœ −œI am das

Œ œœ œœ Ιœœ œœ Ιœœ

œ− ˙ œ

œ œ œ ‰ Óman.

Ó œ= ‰ ιœJa! No

Ó œ= ‰ ΙœJa! No

Ó ιœœ œ ιœœœ

œ− ˙ œ

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ααα

ααα

ααα

ααα

Ric.

Women

Men

Pno.

39 ∑

œ œ œ œ œku gel blitz dumb kopf!œ œ œ œ œku gel blitz dumb kopf!

39 Ó Ιœœœ œœœ Ι

œœœ

œ− œ ιœ œ ιœ

œ− œ− œ− œ−

Doo doo doo doo

Ó ιœœ œœ ιœœ

œ− ˙ œ

œ− œ œ œ œ œdoo doo doo doo doo

Ó Ιœœ œœ Ιœœ

œ− ˙ œ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œAll the frau leins know in'

Ó ιœœ œιœœœœ

œ− ˙ œ œ

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33Piano

1 œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœ

œ œ ˙Ο

freely

Cue: After "Yes,Meine Leibe!"

Enchanting, q = 150(Live wind chimes)2 ˙̇Τ Ó !

Τ̇ Ó >"I know aboutthe weapons."

3

œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœœ œ ˙

Ο 4

ϖϖΤ

ϖΤ

5

œ œ œα œ œ œ

œα œα ˙α"What weapons?"

(Live finger cymbals)

6

ϖαΤϖΤ

7 œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœŒ œ ˙ϖ

"Alright, buddy."

q = 155

TRACK IN(4 clicks in)

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Pno.

8

−œ ιœ œ œThere lies a

8 ϖϖϖ˙ œ œα œ œ

Ο9

˙ ˙αtrea sure

9 œ œ œα œ œ œ

œα œα ˙α

10

˙ œ œin here,

10 ϖϖα

ϖ

(Points to his head)11 ∑11œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœŒ œ ˙ϖ

12

−œ ιœ œ œjewels be yond12ϖϖ

ϖ˙ œ œα œ œ

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6. StayMarshall Pailet

© Pailet & Penedo

from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo

HERR GIMMLEVOGUTEveryone else dismissed!

OTHER GERMAN AGENTSYes, Mein Leibe! [Go m.1]

[ONE PAGE OF DIALOGUE NOT IN SCORE]

RICHART(peruses Curveball’s file)Uh oh. It says here you left a wife and daughterback in Iraq? Hmmm... I’m sorry, Herr, but ourpolicy...

CURVEBALL(Interrupting, confident)I know about the weapons. [Go m.3]

(Beat. RICHART is in over his head.)

RICHARTCool. So yeah, our policy, when you havedependents back home, is......

CURVEBALL(Interrupting)What weapons?

CURVEBALLYou are supposed to ask: what weapons.

(Beat)

RICHARTWhat weapons? [Go pickup to m.5]

CURVEBALL(Holding up his handcuffs)Please.

RICHARTUm, the handcuffs are precautionary.

CURVEBALLAs am I.

(RICHART chuckles nervously.)

RICHARTAlright buddy. [Go m.7]

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Pno.

13

˙ ˙mea sure

13 œ œ œα œ œ œ

œα œα ˙α

14

˙ œ œin here,

14 œαœœα œœ œœ

ϖ

15 ∑15œœ œ œ œ œ∀ œœ

Œ œ ˙ϖ

16

−œ ιœ œ œαyours at your

16ϖϖ

ϖ˙ œ

œα œ œ

17 ˙α ˙lei sure

17 œ œ œα œ œ œ

œα œα ˙α

18 ˙ œ Œbut

18 ϖα

−˙œ

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Pno.

19 ∑19

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

−˙ œο

20ϖstay

20

œ œ œ œϖ

ο21 −˙ œ21

œ œ œ œ œ œ œœœ−˙ œ

22œ œ ιœ −œlet me...

22

œœœ œœ œœ œœ

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Pno.

23 ∑23 œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœ

ϖϖ

Ο

q = 16024 ∑24ϖϖ

˙ œ œα œ œ

25 ∑25 œ œ œα œ œ œ

˙̇αα ˙̇αα

26 ∑26 ϖαΤ !

ϖϖΤCue: "Making

sure you do."

TRACK OUT

27 ∑27

= =∑(Livedjembe)

TRACK IN

28 ∑28œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœ

−−˙̇ œ−

Ε

Ε(Live wind chimes)

(Djembe continues)

29

−œ ιœ œ œPearls could come29ϖϖ

˙ œ œα œ œ

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RICHART(becoming transfixed)What are you trying to say?

CURVEBALLThe weapons are biological.

RICHARTMeaning...?

CURVEBALLYou do not know?

RICHART(HE doesn’t)Yeah but I’m making sure you do.

(The ENSEMBLE comes alivearound the perimeter of the space.One of them plays the djembe.)

(hi-hat)

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Pno.

30

˙ ˙αspill ing

30 œ œ œα œ œ œ

˙̇αα œœαα œ−

31

˙ œ œfrom here,

31 ϖα Œ œ ˙

−˙α œ

32 ∑32œ œ œ œ œ∀ œ œ œœ

−−˙̇ œ−

33

−œ ιœ œ œtales dark and33ϖϖ

˙ œ œα œ œ

34

˙ ˙chill ing

34 œ œ œα œ œ œ

˙̇αα œœαα œ−

35

˙ œ œfrom here,

35 ϖα Œ œ ˙

−˙α œ

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Pno.

36 ∑36 œœ œœ œœ

œœ œœ∀∀ œœ

−−˙̇ œ−

37

−œ ιœ œ œαI'm more than

37ϖϖ

˙ œ œα œ œ

38 ˙α ˙will ing

38 œœ œœ œœααœœ œœ œœ

˙̇αα ˙̇αα

39 ˙ œ Œbut

39 œœαα˙̇ œœαα

œœ œα œ œ

40 Ó Ιœ −œthis good

40 œœœœαα =Œ œœœœ= Œ

œα =Œ Œ

œ=

ε

ε

Accel. to q - 170

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41 −œ Ιœα œ œfor tune that

41 œœœœαα =Œ œœœœ= Œ

œα =Œ Œ

œ=

42 œα œ œ œI could send

42 œœœα =Œ œœœ= Œ

œα =Œ Œ

œ=

43 œ œα Œ œyou must

43 œœœα =Œ œœœ= Œ

œα =Œ Œ

œ=

44 Œ œ Œ œcome back

44œœœœαα =

Œœœœœ=

Œ

œα =Œ Œ

œ=

45 Œ œα Œ œ ιœ

this way.

45œœœœαα =

Œœœœœ=

Œ

œα =Œ Œ

œ=

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α α α α α

α α α α α

33

33

33Piano

ϖ

Drum beat growing underneath

With a Sick Beastie Boys Beat q = 150

(Various scattered improvs like"oh shit, girl," and "mm, get ready.")

TRACK IN

ϖ

Ó y y y y

Wel come to the

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œα

ALL:

muted bass

TRAX ONLY FOR A WHILE,(Happy early Hanukkah)

ƒ y y y ŒC I A!

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œ−Œ

œ−Œ

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œ œ œ œ œϖϖ

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œ œ œ œϖϖ

œ−Œ

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œ−Œ

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α α α α α

α α α α α

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œ−Œ

œ−Œ

Ó − − ΙyYo,

∑œ œ= =̇

ϖϖ %

œ œ= œ= œ

Berry:y y ΠΠy y

Je rry. Man it

Œ ‰ Ιy y y ŒYo, Be rry.

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ

œ−Œ

Jerry:

(muted guitar)

y y y y y y y y

blows here in a nal y sis! So

Œ ‰ Ιy y y y

a nal y sis!

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ

œ−Œ

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© Pailet & Penedo

Piano/Vocal

A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war

(A funky hip-hop beat starts playing. Some of thecast might throw in some ad libs like “oh, shitgirl.” ALL put on dorky analyst glasses.)

(ALL become analysts in the CIA’sAnalysis Room. Two of them, BERRYand JERRY, are bored out of theirminds, and feeling like they might haveto Beastie Boys rap about it.)

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y y ‰ y y y y y y

sta tic, bu reau cra tic, yo, this

∑15

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ œ−

Œ

y y y y y y y y

place is in pa ra ly sis! Just

Œ ‰ Ιy y y y ‰Pa ra ly sis!

œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ œ− œ−

y y ‰ Ιy y y y y

sit tin', till quit tin' time, our

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18

y y y y y y y y

butt's are grow in' Ca llu ses! No

Ó y y y ‰Ca llu ses!

18

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ

œ−Œ

y y ‰ y y y y y y

shim mer, not a glim mer, hey, we're

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

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y y y y y y y y

'ro ra bo re a li ses! Not

Πy y y y y

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y y ‰ Ιy y y y y

ze roes, but he ros of your

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œ œ ιœ œ ιœ œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ

œ−Œ

y y y y y y y y

Bos ton's and your Da lla ses! Un

Ó y y y ‰Da lla ses!

œ œ ιœ œ ιœ œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ

œ−Œ

y y y y y y ‰ Ιyend in 'ly de fen din' your

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

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y y y y y y y y

hum ble homes and Pa la ces! I'm

Ó y y y ‰Pa la ces!

24 œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ œ− œ−

y y ‰ y y y y y

Be rry. I'm stoked to save the

œ œ œ œ œ œ

œ− Œ œ− Œ

y y y y y y y y

world with my a na ly sis! Keep

Œ ‰ Ιy y y y

A na ly sis!

œ œ œ œ

œ−Œ œ−

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27

y y y y Πy y

hold in' me back , bitch be

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œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

œ œŒ Œ œ œ

y y y y y y y Ιycom in' for your phal lu ses. We

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ >

œ œŒ œ= œµ =

Both:y y y y y y

wan na stand tall but they're

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y y y y ‰ Ιygi vin' us squat. We

Ó y ŒSquat!

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œ−Œ

œ−Œ

y y y y y y

need to let loose but we're

Œ y y ŒLet loose!

œ œ œ œ œϖϖ

œ−Œ

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y y y y y y

tied in a knot. They keep

Ó y ŒKnot!

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y y y y y y

throw in' us scraps yo, but

Ó y ŒScraps!

œ œ œ œ Œϖϖ

œ−Œ

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y y y Œhere's the hitch:

Ó y ŒHitch!

34 ϖϖ

œ−Œ

œ−Œ

y y y y y y y y

Ber ry and the bad boy gon na

œ̆ œ̆ Œ Œ œ̆ œ̆

œ œŒ Œ œ œ

y y y y y y

make it our bitch. They can

œ̆ œ̆ Œ ‰ œµ œ œµ

œ œŒ Œ œ

y y y y y y y

make it seem point less, but they

Ó y y ŒPoint less!

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y y y ‰ Ιycan't de stroy the

Œ y y ŒDe stroy!

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œ− Œ œ− œ

y y ‰ y y y y

bad boy and Ber ry, that's

∑œœ̆ œœ̆ Œ Œ œœ̆ œœ̆

œ œŒ Œ œ œ

y y y y y y

Ber ry and the bad boy.

∑œœ̆ œœ̆ Œ ‰ œµ œ œµ

œ œŒ Œ œ

y Œ y ŒI'm soœ= Œ Ó

œ=Œ Ó

Jerry:

y y y y

bad I wear a

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y Œ y Œclip on

43 ∑

y Œ Ótie.

y Œ y ŒI'm so

œ=Œ Ó

y y y y

bad I know my

y Œ y Œbronze age

y y y y

ba ttle ax es.

Ó ιœ œ= ιœ œ=

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33

−−

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−− −−

−− −−

Berry

Martin

Piano

∑y y ‰ y y y ‰ y

3 x total

q = 150

Hi-Hat

TRACK IN3x repeat

Ó Œ ‰ ιy

We

∑y y ‰y y y ‰ y

Ó œ œ œ œΕ

y y y y y y y

have an op por tu ni ty.

ϖϖϖœ œ œ− œ− Œ

Ο(Piano R.H. Only)

Ó ‰ ιy y

A source

Œy

ÓWhat?

‰y y y y y y

that needs a lit tle ex

ϖϖϖϖ∀

œœ œ− œ− œ−

y y y y y y

pert vér i fá ca tion.

ϖϖϖϖœ− œ− œ− œ−

french-ish- - - - - - - - - -

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Jerry

Martin

Pno.

7 Œ ‰ ιy

ÓGerms.

Ó Œy y

That's my7

œœœœŒ Ó

œœŒ Ó

Œy y y y

Sure, ya da king.

yŒ Ó

thing.

Ó œœ œœÓ œ œ

Œy y y y y y

3 3

Dig gin' the name by the

ϖϖϖœœœ− œ−

Œ

y‰ ιy y

Œway. Bou chard.

Œ ‰ ιy y

ŒBou chard.

Ó Œ ‰ ιy

Thanks.

Ó Œ œ œ œ∀ œ

œ−Œ Ó

Ensemble:

french-ish

french-ish

Ó Œy

Big

‰y y y y y

ŒIt's French for cour age.

ϖϖϖϖ∀

œœ œ− œ− œ−!!

Jerry:

yŒ Ó!

mouth.

TRACK OUT

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© Pailet & Penedo

Piano/Vocal

A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war

MARTINExcuse me?

JERRYBouchard is French for “big mouth.”

MARTINYou can say it means “big mouth,” I’ll say it means “courage."

JERRYI would, but that’s not really how truth works.(Points to himself)Bad boy.

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Jerry

Martin

Pno.

13 ∑

∑13 ∑

Ó œ œ œ œ"Bad Boy"

TRACK IN(2 clicks in)

y y y y y yŒ

Jer ry's on trans la tions.

Ó Œ ‰ ιy

Trans

ϖϖϖœ œ œ− œ−

ŒΕ

y y‰y y y

Œla tion: I'm a thug.

Ó Œy y

What does

Ó Œ œ œ œ∀ œ

œ−Œ

œ−Œ

Óy y

ŒNo thing.

Óy y yHo ly spear

y y yÓ

Jer ry mean?

ϖϖϖϖ∀

œ œ œ− œ− œ−−−!!

y y yÓ !

wa ri or.

TRACK OUT

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Martin

Pno.

18 Ó Œy y

So we

∑18 ∑

Ó yy

Drum

"Just... okay"

TRACK IN(2 clicks in)

y y y y y y y

have an op por tu ni ty.

Ó Œ ‰ ιy

A

ϖϖϖœ œ œ− œ−

Œ

Ó Œy y

Oh, we

y y y y yŒ

new source, eh? Spill it.

œ−Œ

œ−Œ

ιy≈ θ

y y y y y y

will— It's just be fore we do:

œœœœ∀

Œ Ó

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∀∀Pno.

22 œœ œ œ œϖ

∑Relaxed

Ped.

TRACK OUT œœœ∀ œ œ ˙ϖ

ϖϖϖ∀

ϖϖϖΤϖΜ

∑"You know"

œœœŒ Ó !

œœŒ Ó !"on the web"ε

(Piano Both Hands)

œœœœ∀Œ Ó !

œœŒ Ó !

"down here"

œœœœŒ Ó !

œœ∀∀Œ Ó !

"on probation"

ϖϖϖϖα =

ϖœ œ œ œa tempo

TRACK IN(2 clicks in) ϖϖϖϖ

ϖœ œ œ œ

2 10. Berry's Dilemma Rev. 9/18/2018

BERRYOkay thanks, Jer. Just... okay.

BERRY(knowingly)We wanted to let you know that we know about the...well... we know.

MARTINYou know what?

BERRY(so so knowingly)You know.

MARTIN[Chord] About the Compendium they forbade me topublish on the web? [Chord] About how when I didpublish it, they stuck me down here [Chord] onprobation [Chord] in Basement 2 because of theirstupid rules? [Next Page]

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Martin

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31 ∑

Ó y y

Yeah, well...31

œ œ œ ιœ œ ιœ

˙ ˙Ο

Óy

ŒWell?

Ó Œ y

Well

ιœ œ ιœ œ œ−˙ œ œ−

Jerry, Berry ∑

œ œ œ œ œrules are there some

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ∀ − œ− œ− œ−

œ− œ− œ− œ œ œΕ

Ε

(Piano R.H. Only)

ιœ œ ιœ œ Œtimes to bend

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ∀ − œ− œ− œ−œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ œ œ∀ œ œwhen the truth could

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ∀ − œ− œ− œ−

œ− œ− œ− œ∀ −œ Ιœ

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33

Martin

Pno.

36

œ∀ œ œ∀ Œmean our end.

36

œœ∀ œ œœ∀ œ œœœœ∀

− −− −˙̇ Ιœ

ιœ œ ιœ œ œThank your stars that

œœœ− ‰− ‰− œœœ− Ó

œ− ‰− ‰− œ Ó

œ œ œ Œ Œ ŒI hit "send"

œœœ− Œ ∑ >

œα − Œ ∑

œ œ œ œ Œϖ

œ−Œ œ−

ŒΕ

start dialogue

(Tracks Only)

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Pno.

42 Ó ‰y y y

So just read42 œ œ œ œϖϖ

œ−Œ œ−

Œ

y y ‰ y y y y y

this. It's short— (it ain't Chek

œ œ œ œ œ œϖϖ %

œ−Œ œ−

Œ

y y y y y y y

hov) then check off that it checks

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−>

œ−Œ œ−

Œ(muted guitar)

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MARTINYou’ve read my compendium I presume?

BERRYWhy read it when I’ve got the guy who wrote it?

(quickly checks hisflip-phone, then puts itaway)

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−−Piano

œ−Œ œ−

Œ

With Energy q = 110

Ε"Mercedes."Vamp

still just piano ∑

œ−Œ œ− œ− œ−

"So." Music Out "Whatcould go wrong?" Go on.

∑Τ

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œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−(Tracks Only)

TRACK IN ∑

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6 ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ œWe have found the sub ject ra ther

6

ϖϖϖφφφφœ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

Ε(feel free to adjust rhythms to make them more casual)

Richart:

(Piano R.H. Only)

œ œ œ œ ιœ ‰ Œfid get y but clear,

−−−˙̇̇ œ œ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œI'll of course con tin ue to ap

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∀∀∀∀Pno.

9

œ œ Ópraise him.

9

˙̇̇φφφφ Ó

œ− œ−Œ− ‰− ιœ−

‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œWe have fur ther learned he was a

ϖϖϖ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

Richart: œ œ œ œ ιœ Œ ιœse nior en gi neer, he'll

˙̇̇ ‰ ≈ θœ œ œ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ œ œ œ −œ −œ œsqueal so long as B N D

ϖϖϖµφφφ

œµ − œ− œ− œ− œ−

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11. Hydrangea ReportsMarshall Pailet

© Pailet & Penedo

from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo

JERRY (to Berry)Curveball's talking.

RICHART, JERRY“Hydrangea, 1st report. August 2nd, 2001.”

Piano/Vocal

RICHARTTreat me right and you’ll be a hydrangea in aMercedes. [Go m.1]

BERRY(To the Support Group)The deal with Germany was that Richartwould produce these write-ups called...

(RICHART speaks into a dictaphone.)

BERRY, RICHART...the Hydrangea Reports...

BERRY...which were sent to the CIA where Grandpachecked...

(MARTIN opens a folder.)

BERRY...against his data, this dependenton an accurate German to Englishtranslation of, lo and behold, the...(Enter JERRY.)...Hydrangea Reports...

JERRY(late to say it with Berry)...the Hydrangea Reports...

BERRY(continuous over Jerry’s line)...by Jerry. In return, Grandpawould tell Jerry to tell Richartwhether the intel checked out.And all of this after Richart hadtranslated Curveball’s statementsfrom Arabic in the first place. So.(music cuts out)What could go wrong?

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œ œ Ópays him.

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˙̇̇φφφφ Œ ‰ ιœœ

œ− œ−Œ− ‰− ιœ−

ϖOo

ιœœ œœœιœœœ

ιœœœ œœœιœœœ

œ− œ− œ− œ−

ΟRichart:

Ε(Piano Both Hands)

− −˙ ΙœHy

Ó − − ιœHyιœœœ œœœ

ιœœœ œœœ œœœ œœ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ−

ΟWomen:

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−œµ œ −˙dra nge a.

−œ œ −˙dra nge a.

‰ œœœµιœœœ

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œµ − œ− œ− œ−

subito ο

subito ο

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ιœœœœœ− œœ− œœ− œœ−

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ιœœœ œœœιœœœ

œ− œ− œ− œ−

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Ε

Ε

− −˙ ΙœHy

− −− −˙̇ ιœœ+Hyιœœœ œœœ

ιœœœ œœœ œœœ œœ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ−

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−−œœ œœ −−˙̇dra nge a.

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Women

Pno.

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21

˙̇̇µµ ˙̇̇µ

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Ó Œ ‰ ιœI

∑drum fill

Curveball:

ε œ œ œ œ œwent to work for C

ϖϖϖ=ϖϖ=

ΕIn 2. Rockier, h = 100, feels same tempo

œ œ œµ œ œE D C we de

œœ œœœ œ œœ

ϖϖ

(feel free to adjust rhythms to make them more casual)œ œ œ œsigned ma chines for

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JERRYHe’s on their payroll.

RICHARTHe speaks of hisoccupation.

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œ œ Œ œ œfar mers that would

∑26 œœ œ œœ œ œ

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œ œ œ œhelp their crops to

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œ− œ− œ œ œfight off fun gus and

œœœ− −−−˙̇̇=œœ−

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œ Œ Óthrive.

Ó ˙̇Fight

œœ œ œ œ

−−˙̇ œœ

Women:

Ο

Ó − œ œThen they

œœ∀ œœ œœ œœfun gus and thrive.

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œœ œ œœ œ œ

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œ œ œ Œto xic germs

∑ϖϖϖϖµ =

ϖϖ=

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Men

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36

œ œ ιœ −œno one could sur

∑36 œœœ− −−−˙̇̇=

œœ−˙̇=

œœ

œ Œ Óvive.

œ œ œ œ œ œ œœ

˙̇ ˙̇

Œ œ œ œµI thought 'please

Œ œœœ= œœœ= œœ=

œ œ= œ= œ=

dramatically

ϖ

Ó ˙please

Ó ˙please

œœœµ − œœœ− œœœ− œœœ−

˙̇µµ ˙̇

Ο

Ο

Ο

Ε

Men:

Women/Man:

−˙ œno!'

Œ œ, Œ œ,please please

Œ œ, Œ œ,please please

œœœµ − œœœ− œœœ− œœœ−

˙̇µµ ˙̇

˙ Ó

Ó ˙please

Ó ˙please

œœœ− œœœ− œœœ− œœœ−

˙ ˙

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311. Hydrangea Reports 5/22/2018

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11

11

−−

−−

−−

−−

−−

−−Jerry

Piano

Œ ˙̇ œœϖ

Ο

h = 85, lightly

"Why don'tyou ask." (Tracks Only)

2x

TRACK IN

œœ ˙̇ œœ

ϖYou

œœ ˙̇ œœϖ

Jerry:

Ο˙ −œ ιœare the

œœ ˙̇ œœϖ

œ œ œ œban jo that I'm

œœ ˙̇ œœϖ

ιœ −œ Œ ‰ ιœstrum min', the

œœ ˙̇ œœ

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7

œ œ œ œmer ry tune I'm

7

œœ ˙̇ œœϖ

ιœ −œ œ œ œ œhu mmin' full of glee.

œœ ˙̇ œœ

ϖ

œ Œ Ó

œ ˙̇ œœϖ

œ œœ œ œœ˙ ˙∀

ϖYou

Œ ˙̇ œœϖµ

˙ −œ Ιœare the

œœ ˙̇ œœ

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13 œ œ œ œ œsym pho ny that

13

œœ ˙̇ œœϖ

œ œ Œ œslays me, my

œœ ˙̇ œœ

ϖ

œ œ œ œ œme lo dy that

œœ ˙̇ œœϖ

˙ Ιœ −œstays right in

œœ ˙̇ œœ

ϖ

ϖkey.

œ ˙̇ œœϖ

œ œœ œ œœ˙ ˙∀

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© Pailet & Penedo

from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo

NELSONI’m not sure... I entirely understandwhat you’re saying.

BERRYThen why don’t you ask.

(JERRY appears outside Nelson’soffice, watching Berry. Tender musicplays.)

Piano/Vocal

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−−

−−

−−

−−

−−Jerry

Pno.

19

ϖYou

19 Œ ˙̇ œœϖµ

ϖare

œœ ˙̇ œœϖ

−œ ιœ œ œ œmu sic to me.

œœ ˙̇ œœ

ϖ

˙ Ó

œ œ ˙̇ œœϖ

(Piano R.H. Only)

œœ ˙̇ œœϖ

[Go Dialogue]

œœ ˙̇ œœ

ϖ(Light R.H. Improv)

5x

œœ ˙̇ œœ

ϖ

Ο

"I got crabs once."

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Pno.

26

ϖYou

26 ∑

œœ˙̇ œœ

Jerry:

(Piano Both Hands)

˙ −œ ιœare

˙ ˙

œœ ˙̇ œœ

œ œ œ œtone of my pi

−˙ œ œ

œ ˙̇ œœ

ιœ −œ Œ œa no, my

˙ ˙

œ ˙̇ œœ

œ œ œ œchor tl ing so

ϖ

œ ˙̇ œœ

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Pno.

31 ιœ −œ œ œ œ œpra no chick a dee.

31 ˙ œ œ œ

œ ˙̇ œœ

œ Œ Ó

ϖ

œ ˙̇ œœ

œ œ œ œ

œ œœ œ∀ œœ

ϖYou

ϖ

œΜ ˙̇ œœ

˙ −œ Ιœare the

˙ ˙

œ ˙̇ œœ

œ œ œ œ œtheme of my can

ϖ

œ ˙̇ œœ

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2 14. Music to Me 5/22/2018

NELSON(sits next to Berry on the desk)I don’t work out.And I haven’t saidthe “F word” in ten years.

BERRYWhy are you telling me this?

NELSON(Knowingly)Because... I’m full of surprises too.

BERRYThose are the lamest fucking secrets I’ve ever

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33

33

33

33Piano

Ó Œ Who's yo

ŒWho's yo bagh da ddy?

(whispered sluttily)Music VideoGirl (Woman):

Music VideoGirl (Man):

(Tracks Only)

TRACK IN

Óbagh da ddy?

Ó Bagh da ddy

(whispered sluttily)

(whispered sluttily)Both:

Œ Ónow?

œ œ œ− œ ŒΟ

Dirty Rap Beat q = 160 ∑

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α α α

α α αPno.

5 ∑5 ∑

œ œ œ− œ œ

œ œ œ œ

Ó ‰ œ œ œThey gon na

ιœϖϖϖφφφφφ

œ œ œ− œ Œ

breathy

Music Video Girls: œ œ œ œ œ œ œmake this whole town burn,

Ó −œ

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15. Who's Your BaghdaddyMarshall Pailet

© Pailet & Penedo

from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo

(RICHART and CURVEBALL are stylin’, ready fora big night in Berlin.)

RICHARTAlright, Curvie. Fly me to Fur-lin and beyond.

CURVEBALLHells yes, ninja. We shall fuck this town up!

[Go Singing Slutty Girls]

[Go Dialogue]

Piano/Vocal

(During what follows, CURVEBALL and RICHART driveto Furlin, a Berlin strip club, music video style.)

(MAN and WOMAN rip off theirclothes to reveal scanty 90’s MusicVideo garb underneath. Maybe theMAN is in short shorts and nippletassels. THEY have become MUSICVIDEO GIRLS.)

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9 Œ ŒLook out la dies!

Ó − œ œOh there's

9 ϖϖϖφφφφ

œ œ œ− œŒ

Male Voice (Nelson):

Music Video Girls:

ιœ œ ιœ œ œ œ−rea son for con ce

Ó Œœ

‰ ιœ Œ ‰ œ œ œrn— They gon na

˙̇̇φφφφ ˙̇̇

œ œ œ− œ Œ

œ œ œ œ œ œpaint this whole town

Ó −œ

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α α α

α α αPno.

13 Œ ŒLook out la dies!

œ Œ Œ ‰ ιœred, There's

13 ϖϖϖφφφφ

œ œ œ− œŒ

ιœ œ ιœ œ œ œ−trou ble up a he

‰ œ ‰ Œ œad there's

ϖϖϖ

œ œ œ− œ Œ

Ó − Let me

ιœ œ ιœ œ œ œtrou ble up a head.

Ó −œ

Curveball: (gangsta rap)

tell you what it is ba by:

œ Œ Ó

œ œ œ− œ Œ

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α α α

α α αPno.

18 ΠI'm your bagh dad dy,

18 ∑

‰ ιnot your ca mel cab by, your

œ œ œ− œ Œ

‰ Œjin go Ji had dy.

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21

I'm your bad I ra qi— bad

21 ∑

œ œ œ− œ Œ

e ven though you think I'm shab by.

Œ ‰ ιThink I stink? I

œ œ œ− œ Œ

bet you cook bad ly. No

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α α α

α α αPno.

25 ΠI don't wear a tur ban,

25 ∑

œ œ œ− œ Œ

Œ ain't no low life ver min—

ΠI'm an ur ban Ger man

œ œ œ− œ Œ

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α α α

α α αPno.

28

and I'll get you squir min'. So

28 ∑

Ó Œ ‰ ιœ

‰ ι don't talk smackto me,

œ œ œ− œ Œ

‰ ι turn your back to me,

‰ give me flack, you see, you

œ œ œ− œ Œ

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α α α

α α α

α α αPno.

32

ι ι ‰ ι don't mean jack to me.

∑32 ∑

‰ I'm not a bag la dy,

œŒ Ó

ΠI'm your bagh dad dy.

Ó −œ

Ó ‰ œ œ œThey gon na

ιœϖϖϖφφφφφ

œ œ œ− œ Œ

ΕMusic Video Girls + All:

(female octave)

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α α α

α α α

α α α

11

11

11

11

Women

Men

Piano

y y y y

One two three four!

Intense h = 70

Martin:Optional

ϖϖ=

ε

TRACK IN

ϖϖ

∑ϖϖ

ϖϖ

ο

ϖϖ

ϖϖ

˙ ÓBlack

˙ ÓBlack

ϖϖ

ϖϖ

ο

ο

˙ ˙tower of

˙ ˙tower of

ϖϖ

œ Œ Ósmoke

œ Œ Ósmoke˙̇ ˙̇

ϖ

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α α α

α α α

α α α

Women

Men

Pno.

9

˙ ˙caves and

˙ ˙caves and

9 ϖϖ

ϖ

ϖcra

ϖcraϖϖα

ϖϖαα

œ Œ Óshes—

œ Œ Óshes—ϖϖϖ

ϖϖ

ϖcra

ϖcraϖϖϖ

ϖϖ

œ Œ Óshes.

œ Œ Óshes.ϖϖϖ

−−˙̇ œ œ

˙ ÓGrey

˙ ÓGrey

ϖ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ(Piano R.H. Only)

˙ ˙wall of

˙ ˙wall of

˙˙ ˙˙˙

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

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α α α

α α α

α α α

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Men

Pno.

16

œ Œ Ódust,

œ Œ Ódust,

16

ϖ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

œ Œ ˙soot and

œ Œ ˙soot and

˙̇ ˙̇̇

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

ϖa

ϖaϖϖ

œα œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

−˙ Œshes—

−˙ Œshes—

ϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

ϖA

ϖA

ϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

ϖshes.

ϖshes.

ϖϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

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© Pailet & Penedo

Piano/Vocal

A.D. Penedo

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Men

Pno.

22 Ó œ œWe will

Ó œ œWe will

22 ϖϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

(Add Piano L.H.Half Notes)

˙ ˙track you,

˙ ˙track you,

ϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

˙ ˙find you,

˙ ˙find you,ϖϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

˙ ˙own you—

˙ ˙own you—ϖϖϖ

œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ

˙ ˙change of

˙ ˙change of˙̇̇ ˙̇̇

œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ

Ε

Ε

Ε(Piano Both Hands)

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Men

Pno.

27 ϖgame,

ϖgame,

27 ϖϖ

œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ

Ó œ= œ=Change of

Ó œ= œ=Change of˙̇ œœœ= œœœ=

œœ œœ œœ œœœœ=

œœ=

ε

ε

ε

œ= Œ Ótone.

œ= Œ Ótone.

œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

ϖϖ

ο

∑œœµ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

ϖϖ

œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

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α α α

α α α

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Pno.

32 ∑32 œœµ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

ϖ

œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

ϖ

∑œœµ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

ϖ

œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

ϖ

œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ

ϖ

Ó Œ œ œWhen theœœµ œ œœ œ œœ̆ Œ %

˙ œŒ

ΕMan:

2 16. Change of Tone

NEWS REPORTER 1 (WOMAN)(To camera)This just in: everything is not cool here. And if you’re a terrorist, it’s aboutto be not cool where you are too.

NEWS REPORTER 2 (MAN)Because we may not know where Afghanistan is, but our militaryprobably does, so watch out!

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33

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Men

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38 œ œ œ œ œ œseeth ing of our wrath sur

38 œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−

œ œ œ œ(Play R.H. As Written,L.H. Whole Notes)

Ε

œ œ Œ œrounds you— a

œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−

œ œ œ œ

œ œ ˙µ Œ œ œµthun der cloud. And our

œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœµ − œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

All Men:

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α α α

α α α

33

33

33

33

µ µ α

µ µ α

µ µ α

µ µ α

Women

Men

Pno.

41 ∑

œ œ œµ œ œµ œshock and awe rains down and

41 œœœµ − œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−

œµ œµ œµ œ

˙µ ˙pounds you

œœœµ − œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−

œ œ œ œ(Piano Both Hands)

˙µ ˙µtill our

œœœµ − œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−

œ œ œ œ

ϖblue

ϖϖblue˙̇ ˙̇

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

Women:

subito ο

Ο

Ο

(Play R.H. As Written,L.H. Whole Notes)

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α

α

α

Women

Men

Pno.

45

˙ ˙blaze of

˙̇ ˙̇blaze of

45 ˙̇ ˙̇

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

œ Œ Ófire

œœ Œ Ófire˙̇ ˙̇

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

˙ ˙comes and

˙̇ ˙̇comes and

˙̇ ˙̇

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

ϖwakes

ϖϖαwakes˙̇ ˙̇

œα œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

−˙ Œyou,

−−˙̇ Œyou,˙̇ ˙̇

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

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33

33

33

−−

−−

−−

−−

−− −−

Piano

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

Ε

Anxious Pulse q = 120

After "so tellit to me again."

TRACK IN3x ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

Seems as if the sub ject has ex

ϖϖϖφφφφœ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

ΕRichart:

(R.H. Only)

œ œ œ œ œ ‰ ιœpen ded all his charm. He's

−−−˙̇̇ œ œ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

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∀∀∀∀Pno.

4

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œdrink ing hard, his temp era ment shows

4

ϖϖϖµµφφφ

œµ − œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ Œ Ócracks.

−−−˙̇̇µφφφφ œ œ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œNo need to con clude this is a

ϖϖϖ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

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∀∀∀∀

∀∀∀∀Pno.

7

œ œ œ œ ιœ Œ ιœrea son for a larm, as

7

−−−˙˙̇ œ œ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œlong as he's con sis tent with his

ϖϖϖµµφφφ

œµ − œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ Œ Œ − ιœfacts. I

−−−˙̇̇µφφφφ œ œ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

ΕCurveball: œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

ne ver said I was the

ϖϖϖ

ϖϖ

q = h

(Piano Both Hands)

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© Pailet & Penedo

from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo

NELSONTo the desk of Tyler Nelson: Hydrangea. 13th report.

Piano/Vocal

CURVEBALLI am not a liar.

RICHARTSo tell it to me again.

(RICHART pulls out hisdictaphone, presses record.NELSON reads aloud in his

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∀∀∀∀

∀∀∀∀Pno.

11

œ œ œ Œ œ œmas ter mind, I was

11

œœ œœœ œ œœ

ϖϖ

œ œ œ œjust a no ther

ϖϖϖµ

ϖϖ

œ œ Œ œfield hand who

œœ œ œœ œ œ

ϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œsu per vised con

ϖϖϖϖµ

ϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œstruc tion some of the

œœœ− −−−˙̇̇

œœ−˙̇ œœ

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∀∀∀∀Pno.

16

œ Œ Œ œtime. Stop

16

œœµ œ œœµ œ

−−˙̇ œœ

œ œ œ œ œdo ing this stop ac

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3 3

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3 3

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21

Ιœ œ ιœ œ œI on trial for

21 ϖϖϖϖµ

ϖϖ

œ œ ιœ −œsome kind of bigœœœ− −−−˙̇̇

œœ−˙̇ œœ

œ Œ Ócrime?

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

Anxious Pulse q = 120

Richart:‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œHe fine tunes his sto ry a sig

ϖϖϖφφφφœ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

(R.H. Only)

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25

œ œ œ œ œ Ónif i cant a mount,

25

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œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œin and of it self, no cause to

ϖϖϖµµφφφ

œµ − œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ Œ Œ − ιœfret. His

˙̇̇µφφφφ œ œ œ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

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28

œ œ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ œown role gets more mo dest with each

28

ϖϖϖ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ œ œ œ œ Ópass ing day's a ccount,

˙˙̇ œœœ œ œ œ œ œœ

œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

œ œ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ œun like all the con men that we

ϖϖϖµµφφφ

œµ − œ− œ− œ− œ−

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31

œ Œ Œ ‰ ιœvet. I

31

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œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−

εCurveball: œ œ œ œ œ œ œ

ne ver said I saw the

ϖϖϖ

˙̇ œŒ

q = h

(Piano Both Hands)

œ œ œ Œ œ œac ci dent, but my

œœ œœœ œ œœ

œŒ

œŒ

œ œ œ œ œ œfriend bare ly sur vived

ϖϖϖµ

˙̇ œŒ

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35

œ œ Œ œit. His

35 œœ œ œœ œ œ

œŒ

œŒ

œ œ œ œ œdad had no such

ϖϖϖϖµ

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œ œ œ œ œluck, I went to his

œœœ− −−−˙̇̇

œœ−˙̇ œœ

œ Œ Œ ‰ ιœwake. I

œœµ œ œœµ œ

−−˙̇ œœ

ƒœ œ œ œ œ œ œne ver meant to say the

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40 œ œ œ Œ œ œac cid ent had to

40

œœ œœœ œ œœ

œŒ

œŒ

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˙̇ œŒ

Ιœ −œ Œ œpro ject, if

œœ œ œœ œ œ

œŒ

œŒ

œ œ œ œI said that then

ϖϖϖϖµ

ϖϖ

œ œ œ œ œI made a mis take.

œœœ−−−−˙̇̇

œœ−˙̇ œœ

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