WHO’S YOUR BAGHDADDY
Transcript of WHO’S YOUR BAGHDADDY
WHO’S YOUR BAGHDADDY
or how i started the iraq war
music and book by MARSHALL PAILET
lyrics and book by A.D. PENEDO
Piano/Vocal
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(This should feel casual. LIkea prayer in responsive reading.It should, not feel polished.)
(off Leader's Cue)
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œ ‰ ιœ œ œ œ œα œCan't de ny what it knows is
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−œ ιœ œ ‰ ιœ œ −œ œ œI can hide, but ne ver from myϖϖ œœ œœ
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1. The PledgeMarshall Pailet
© Pailet & Penedo
Piano/Vocal
A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war
LEADERSo why don’t we make an effort today, ifwe can.(Beat)Do you want to lead us in the pledge?
NELSON(quickly, sarcastic)So bad!
LEADER(quickly)Okay.
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œ ‰ ιœ œ œ œ œα œCan't de fy what it holds me
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face the blame then grace will set meϖϖϖ œœ Œ œœ
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−œ œ œ −œ œ −œ œ œ œIn my dark est ho ur peace will
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œ œ œ œ ‰ ιœturn, face the blame , then
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(MARTIN enters the Support Group, distracted, clutching hisflip-phone. HE takes his seat, but does not join in song, his mindelsewhere, somewhere dark.)
MARTIN(going through the motions, putting away his flip-phone)I’m Martin I started the Iraq War.
ALLHi, Martin.
LEADERNow, we know you’re not big into the talking, but tell us if youcan: do you blame yourself?(No answer, as MARTIN struggles)Do you blame yourself, Martin?(No answer)Martin?(No answer)Martin?
[SEGUE!]
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˙ ˙rit.
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œ œ Τ̇Direct segue after dialogue
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Martin
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*After final "Martin?"
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y Œ y Œ
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ΕCue: after"Iraq War"
TRACK IN(click quarter note)
Ó Œ ‰ ιI
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y y y y y y yhave an op por tu ni ty.
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The U. N.
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y y y y y y yspe cial com mis sion, wants to
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y y y y y ypub lish me on the web.
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y y yŒ ‰ ι
ypen di um. A
Óy yOh god.
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© Pailet & Penedo
(Suddenly, MARTIN stands as the houselights slam off and the theatrical lightsgo on. A ding of a triangle is played.)
A.D. Penedo
from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war
(And we’re in MARTIN’s head,looking back to his time at the CIA inthe summer of 2001. The refreshmenttable for the Support Group becomeshis desk. MARTIN is talking to hisboss, NELSON, who is holding aclipboard.)
ALL BUT MARTIN (to audience):"How Martin Started the IraqWar."
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de cade of re search.
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Theo ries.10
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y y y y y y yTheo ries, yes, based on re search.
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Germ wea pons..Sad
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dam Hus sein has loads.
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Germs, the bad stuff,14
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y y y y y y y y yan thrax and clo stri di um bo tu
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y y y y ythose are just the facts.
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MARTINI just need your permission to send it.
NELSONMarty, this is the CIA. Nothing unsubstantiated goespublic.
MARTINBut…
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œ œ œ œ œpay them heed or
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(The Spiritual Woman in the Support Group holds adonut box top in front of her face like the frame of a TVscreen. SHE has become the NEWS REPORTER.)
NEWS REPORTER (WOMAN)(with the utmost confidence)This just in: everything is the worst. Yes, it’s April 3rd,2001, and a series of tragedies has forced us toreconsider what it means to truly suffer. Napster shutdown, shark attacks at an all-time high, and now we’vereceived word of the untimely demise of a belovednational icon.
MARTINNot Baywatch.
NEWS REPORTERIt’s Baywatch.
MARTIN(tragedy)No, God!
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œ œ œ œ œ ‰ ÓWe de serve bet ter...
œ œ œ œ œ ‰ ÓWe de serve bet ter...
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œ œ ιœ œ œ œ œ œ œ ιœ ΙœWe de serve bet ter, we de serve it right now.
œ œ ιœ œ œ œ œ œ œ ιœ ΙœWe de serve bet ter, we de serve it right now.
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© Pailet & Penedo
Piano/Vocal
A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war
NEWS REPORTERYes, it’s April 3rd, 2001, and the world deserves better.(tempting him)So why not just open up that computer, Marty?
(MARTIN is puzzled – did she just talk to me?)
Open it up.
(MARTIN opens his computer, which is a donut box that has beenleft on the table - with its lid standing up it kind of looks like alaptop. Once the lid is lifted, a flap drops down and covers up theword “Donuts” with “Computer.”)
Now, why not just send that compendium, Marty? The worlddeserves it.
(MARTIN stares at his computer. HE lifts his finger, tempted topress “send.”)
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œ œ œ œ œ ‰ y y y
We de serve bet ter. Please, Mar ty.
œ œ œ œ œ ‰ ÓWe de serve bet ter.
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We des erve...
y Œ y y y ŒDon't. We de serve...
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œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙̇=We de serve bet ter right now!
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œ œ œ œ œ œ œHow could I, how could I with
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Ιœ œ Ιœ Ιœ œ Ιœco ming to fru i
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œ œα œα œ ˙̇̇̇̇φφφφφ∑
Velkomming h = 120
Cue: "booth"
TRACK IN(2 clicks in) Ó Œ
yAnd
Ó œ œœœœœ−
œœœœ−œœœœ−
œœœœ−œ− œ− ˙
Customs Agent 1:
y y y yhere's your pas sport.
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œœœœ−œœœœ−˙ œ œ
(cheery German accent) Œy y
‰ ιœDan ke, en
Ó œ œœœœœ−
œœœœ−œœœœ−
œœœœ−œ− œ− ˙
œµ œ œ œjoy your stay in
œµ œ œ œ ˙œœœœ−œœœœ−
œœœœ−œœœœ−˙ œ œ
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α α α α α
α α α α α
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35
35
11
11
11Pno.
6 ˙ ˙Deutsch land.
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Œy y y
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(To Curveball) Œ œ œ œWel come to
œ œ ˙œœœœα−
œœœœ−œœœœ−
œœœœ−˙ œα œ
˙ ϖDeutsch land.
˙̇̇φφφφφφφφφφφφφφφφ
˙̇ ˙̇
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µ µ µ µ µ
µ µ µ µ µ
µ µ µ µ µPno.
11
y yÓ
Pas sport?
Υ
11 œ œ œ œ œœ œœœœœœœœœœα
−œœœœ−
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Mysterious and Urgent, h = 120
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ε
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˙ ˙αma tion˙̇ ˙̇α
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4. Stay PrepriseMarshall Pailet
© Pailet & Penedo
from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo
LEADERWe remember.
RICHARTOkay, just let me know if the accent becomes aproblem.
LEADERWe understand you just fine.
RICHARTOkay. So an Iraqi walks into a customs booth...
(Suddenly theatrical again, we’re in FrankfurtAirport. The Leader and Spiritual Woman becometwo chipper German CUSTOMS AGENTS,checking passports.)
(CURVEBALL slams the topof the customs booth tablewith his hand, sings with theutmost urgency andgravitas.)
(CURVEBALL, an Iraqi who has beenpresent in the Support Group the wholetime but has not participated in any way,steps up to the customs booth. HE hasslightly unkempt hair and a jittery look in
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16 Ó œ œthere comes
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stop ring before"another one."
TRACK OUT
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33
33
33
33Piano
∑
∑
∑
Pop Shuffle q = 170
(Alarm Clock)
Swing! ŒÂ = Œ lj
TRACK IN
∑
∑ Ι— ‰ Œ!
∑
(Live Triangle)
TRACK OUT
∑
∑
∑
Ó˙
"Iraq War"
TRACK IN(2 clicks in)
∑
∑
ϖϖϖ
œ œ ‰ œ œ œ‰œ
Ο
ÓY
Oh
ÓY
Oh
ϖϖϖαα
œ œ ‰ œ œ œ ‰ œ
Ο
Ο
Women:
Jerry/Man/CBall:Martin/Nelson:
œ œ ‰ œ= Óba da bow!
œœ œœ ‰ œœ= Óba da bow!
œœœœ=œœœœ=‰ œœœœ
!=
Ó
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!=
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Ric.
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7 ∑7 Œ
ιœ œœ œ œœα œ œœ
Ó œα œ
Ε
Cue: 2nd "Schnell. Yes." (R.H. Only)
TRACK IN(1 click in)
œ œ œ œ œ ŒIt's a no ther day
œœ− Œ Ó
œ− œ Œ œ œ
Œ − Ιœ œ œ œthink I be
∑
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5. Das ManMarshall Pailet
© Pailet & Penedo
Piano/Vocal
A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war
(Someone holds a mirror infront of RICHART’S face,HE checks himself outapprovingly.)
RICHARTSchnell yes, JuniorDetective Richart Becker.Schnell. Yes.
(CUSTOMS AGENT 2 puts an alarm clock (made of a donut andsandwich toothpicks) on the customs table, RICHART hops up tosit on the table and shuts off the alarm as if the table is his bed andhe just woke up. A ding of a triangle is played.)
ALL BUT RICHART (to audience):"How Richart Started the Iraq War."
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ααα
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Ric.
Pno.
10 ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œvor glu hen like a bro
10 ∑
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œ œ œ œ œ œten do Six ty Fo Fo
∑
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∑
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14
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see. Sto ppen!
14 Œœœœœα =
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Œ œ œ œ œKeep it smooth now.
∑
Óœ œ œ œ
œ œ œ œ Ιœ −œAll I go tta say
Ó ιœœ −œ
œ− œ Œ œ œ
Œ − Ιœ œ œ œ œit don't rea lly
œœ Ιœ −œ
œ− œ ‰œ œ œµ
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ααα
ααα
Ric.
Pno.
18 Œ œ œ œ œ œmak ht how I'm ro
18 œœ− Œ Ó
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œ ‰ ιœ œ œ œ œllin' long as I be
Œ−œœ œœ œœαα
Œœ−
‰œ œα œµ
œ œ œ œ œ œre ppin' and con tro llin'˙̇
Ιœœ −−œœ
œ− œŒ œ œ
Œ œ œ ιœ œ ιœthe bro that I
œœ ιœ œœ œœ œ œœ
œ− œ‰ œα œ œα
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ααα
ααα
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Ric.
Women
Men
Pno.
22
œ Œ Óbe.
Ó ˙Bro
Ó ˙Bro
22 œœ− Œ Ó
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Ο
Ο
Women/Man:
Jerry/Martin/Nelson/CBall:
Œ − ιœ œ œ œJa, I'm das
œ ˙ œthat I be.
œ ˙ œthat I be.
Œ œœœœα =˙̇˙˙
Œ œœαα =œœ œ œ
œ œ Œ œschei sse das
∑
∑
Ó −−−œœœιœœœ
œœ−˙̇ œœ
œ Œ Œ œbombe das
∑
∑
Ó œ œ œ œ œ œ3
3
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œœœ−
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ααα
Ric.
Pno.
27 Ó œ œ œCall me a
27 ‰− œœ œœ œœœ œœœ œœœ
œœ−˙̇ œœ
œ Œ Œ œschwanz? A
Ó −−−œœœιœœœ
œœ−˙̇ œœ
(Add L.H.)
œ Œ Œ ‰ ιœschwein? A
Ó −−−œœœιœœœ
œœ−˙̇ œœ
œ œ œ œ œku gel blitz dumb kopf??
œœœœœœœœ
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Pno.
31 ‰ œ Ιœ Ιœ œ ΙœYo, that's fine cuz,
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doo doo doo doo
Ó ιœœ œœ ιœœ
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ε
ε
œ− œ œ Œ ‰ Ιœdoo doo doo no
Ó ιœœ œœ ιœœœ− ˙ œ
œ œ œ œ œ œ Œmak ht where I'm go in'
Ó ιœœ œιœœœœ
œ− ˙ œ œ
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ααα
ααα
ααα
Ric.
Women
Men
Pno.
35 Œ œ œ Ιœ −œI am das
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∑35 ∑
Ó Œ œα œ
œ œ œ ‰ Óman.
Ó =̇Ja!
Ó =̇Ja!
Ó ιœœ œœ ιœœ
œ− œ Œ œ
ε
ε
Œ œ œ Ιœ −œI am das
∑
∑
Œ œœ œœ Ιœœ œœ Ιœœ
œ− ˙ œ
œ œ œ ‰ Óman.
Ó œ= ‰ ιœJa! No
Ó œ= ‰ ΙœJa! No
Ó ιœœ œ ιœœœ
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Ric.
Women
Men
Pno.
39 ∑
œ œ œ œ œku gel blitz dumb kopf!œ œ œ œ œku gel blitz dumb kopf!
39 Ó Ιœœœ œœœ Ι
œœœ
œ− œ ιœ œ ιœ
œ− œ− œ− œ−
Doo doo doo doo
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Ó ιœœ œœ ιœœ
œ− ˙ œ
œ− œ œ œ œ œdoo doo doo doo doo
∑
∑
Ó Ιœœ œœ Ιœœ
œ− ˙ œ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œAll the frau leins know in'
∑
∑
Ó ιœœ œιœœœœ
œ− ˙ œ œ
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33Piano
1 œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœ
œ œ ˙Ο
freely
Cue: After "Yes,Meine Leibe!"
Enchanting, q = 150(Live wind chimes)2 ˙̇Τ Ó !
Τ̇ Ó >"I know aboutthe weapons."
3
œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœœ œ ˙
Ο 4
ϖϖΤ
ϖΤ
5
œ œ œα œ œ œ
œα œα ˙α"What weapons?"
(Live finger cymbals)
6
ϖαΤϖΤ
7 œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœŒ œ ˙ϖ
"Alright, buddy."
q = 155
TRACK IN(4 clicks in)
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Pno.
8
−œ ιœ œ œThere lies a
8 ϖϖϖ˙ œ œα œ œ
Ο9
˙ ˙αtrea sure
9 œ œ œα œ œ œ
œα œα ˙α
10
˙ œ œin here,
10 ϖϖα
ϖ
(Points to his head)11 ∑11œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœŒ œ ˙ϖ
12
−œ ιœ œ œjewels be yond12ϖϖ
ϖ˙ œ œα œ œ
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6. StayMarshall Pailet
© Pailet & Penedo
from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo
HERR GIMMLEVOGUTEveryone else dismissed!
OTHER GERMAN AGENTSYes, Mein Leibe! [Go m.1]
[ONE PAGE OF DIALOGUE NOT IN SCORE]
RICHART(peruses Curveball’s file)Uh oh. It says here you left a wife and daughterback in Iraq? Hmmm... I’m sorry, Herr, but ourpolicy...
CURVEBALL(Interrupting, confident)I know about the weapons. [Go m.3]
(Beat. RICHART is in over his head.)
RICHARTCool. So yeah, our policy, when you havedependents back home, is......
CURVEBALL(Interrupting)What weapons?
CURVEBALLYou are supposed to ask: what weapons.
(Beat)
RICHARTWhat weapons? [Go pickup to m.5]
CURVEBALL(Holding up his handcuffs)Please.
RICHARTUm, the handcuffs are precautionary.
CURVEBALLAs am I.
(RICHART chuckles nervously.)
RICHARTAlright buddy. [Go m.7]
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Pno.
13
˙ ˙mea sure
13 œ œ œα œ œ œ
œα œα ˙α
14
˙ œ œin here,
14 œαœœα œœ œœ
ϖ
15 ∑15œœ œ œ œ œ∀ œœ
Œ œ ˙ϖ
16
−œ ιœ œ œαyours at your
16ϖϖ
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œα œ œ
17 ˙α ˙lei sure
17 œ œ œα œ œ œ
œα œα ˙α
18 ˙ œ Œbut
18 ϖα
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19 ∑19
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
−˙ œο
20ϖstay
20
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ο21 −˙ œ21
œ œ œ œ œ œ œœœ−˙ œ
22œ œ ιœ −œlet me...
22
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Pno.
23 ∑23 œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœ
ϖϖ
Ο
q = 16024 ∑24ϖϖ
˙ œ œα œ œ
25 ∑25 œ œ œα œ œ œ
˙̇αα ˙̇αα
26 ∑26 ϖαΤ !
ϖϖΤCue: "Making
sure you do."
TRACK OUT
27 ∑27
= =∑(Livedjembe)
TRACK IN
28 ∑28œ œ œ œ œ∀ œœ
−−˙̇ œ−
Ε
Ε(Live wind chimes)
(Djembe continues)
29
−œ ιœ œ œPearls could come29ϖϖ
˙ œ œα œ œ
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RICHART(becoming transfixed)What are you trying to say?
CURVEBALLThe weapons are biological.
RICHARTMeaning...?
CURVEBALLYou do not know?
RICHART(HE doesn’t)Yeah but I’m making sure you do.
(The ENSEMBLE comes alivearound the perimeter of the space.One of them plays the djembe.)
(hi-hat)
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Pno.
30
˙ ˙αspill ing
30 œ œ œα œ œ œ
˙̇αα œœαα œ−
31
˙ œ œfrom here,
31 ϖα Œ œ ˙
−˙α œ
32 ∑32œ œ œ œ œ∀ œ œ œœ
−−˙̇ œ−
33
−œ ιœ œ œtales dark and33ϖϖ
˙ œ œα œ œ
34
˙ ˙chill ing
34 œ œ œα œ œ œ
˙̇αα œœαα œ−
35
˙ œ œfrom here,
35 ϖα Œ œ ˙
−˙α œ
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Pno.
36 ∑36 œœ œœ œœ
œœ œœ∀∀ œœ
−−˙̇ œ−
37
−œ ιœ œ œαI'm more than
37ϖϖ
˙ œ œα œ œ
38 ˙α ˙will ing
38 œœ œœ œœααœœ œœ œœ
˙̇αα ˙̇αα
39 ˙ œ Œbut
39 œœαα˙̇ œœαα
œœ œα œ œ
40 Ó Ιœ −œthis good
40 œœœœαα =Œ œœœœ= Œ
œα =Œ Œ
œ=
ε
ε
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Pno.
41 −œ Ιœα œ œfor tune that
41 œœœœαα =Œ œœœœ= Œ
œα =Œ Œ
œ=
42 œα œ œ œI could send
42 œœœα =Œ œœœ= Œ
œα =Œ Œ
œ=
43 œ œα Œ œyou must
43 œœœα =Œ œœœ= Œ
œα =Œ Œ
œ=
44 Œ œ Œ œcome back
44œœœœαα =
Œœœœœ=
Œ
œα =Œ Œ
œ=
45 Œ œα Œ œ ιœ
this way.
45œœœœαα =
Œœœœœ=
Œ
œα =Œ Œ
œ=
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33
33
33Piano
∑
∑
ϖ
Drum beat growing underneath
With a Sick Beastie Boys Beat q = 150
(Various scattered improvs like"oh shit, girl," and "mm, get ready.")
TRACK IN
∑
∑
ϖ
Ó y y y y
Wel come to the
∑
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œα
ALL:
muted bass
TRAX ONLY FOR A WHILE,(Happy early Hanukkah)
ƒ y y y ŒC I A!
∑
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6
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− >
œ−Œ
œ−Œ
(muted guitar)
œ œ œ œ œϖϖ
œ−Œ
œ−Œ
œ œ œ œϖϖ
œ−Œ
œ−Œ
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œ−Œ
œ−Œ
(muted guitar)
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œ−Œ
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α α α α α
α α α α α
α α α α αPno.
11 ∑
∑11 œ œ œ œ œϖϖ
œ−Œ
œ−Œ
Ó − − ΙyYo,
∑œ œ= =̇
ϖϖ %
œ œ= œ= œ
Berry:y y Œ Œ y y
Je rry. Man it
Œ ‰ Ιy y y ŒYo, Be rry.
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
œ−Œ
œ−Œ
Jerry:
(muted guitar)
y y y y y y y y
blows here in a nal y sis! So
Œ ‰ Ιy y y y
a nal y sis!
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
œ−Œ
œ−Œ
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8. Berry and the BadboyMarshall Pailet
© Pailet & Penedo
Piano/Vocal
A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war
(A funky hip-hop beat starts playing. Some of thecast might throw in some ad libs like “oh, shitgirl.” ALL put on dorky analyst glasses.)
(ALL become analysts in the CIA’sAnalysis Room. Two of them, BERRYand JERRY, are bored out of theirminds, and feeling like they might haveto Beastie Boys rap about it.)
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y y ‰ y y y y y y
sta tic, bu reau cra tic, yo, this
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place is in pa ra ly sis! Just
Œ ‰ Ιy y y y ‰Pa ra ly sis!
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y y ‰ Ιy y y y y
sit tin', till quit tin' time, our
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y y y y y y y y
butt's are grow in' Ca llu ses! No
Ó y y y ‰Ca llu ses!
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shim mer, not a glim mer, hey, we're
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'ro ra bo re a li ses! Not
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y y ‰ Ιy y y y y
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y y y y y y y y
Bos ton's and your Da lla ses! Un
Ó y y y ‰Da lla ses!
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y y y y y y y y
hum ble homes and Pa la ces! I'm
Ó y y y ‰Pa la ces!
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y y ‰ y y y y y
Be rry. I'm stoked to save the
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y y y y y y y y
world with my a na ly sis! Keep
Œ ‰ Ιy y y y
A na ly sis!
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y y y y Œ y y
hold in' me back , bitch be
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y y y y y y y Ιycom in' for your phal lu ses. We
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Both:y y y y y y
wan na stand tall but they're
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y y y y ‰ Ιygi vin' us squat. We
Ó y ŒSquat!
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y y y y y y
need to let loose but we're
Œ y y ŒLet loose!
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y y y y y y
tied in a knot. They keep
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throw in' us scraps yo, but
Ó y ŒScraps!
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y y y Œhere's the hitch:
Ó y ŒHitch!
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Ber ry and the bad boy gon na
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y y y y y y
make it our bitch. They can
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œ œŒ Œ œ
y y y y y y y
make it seem point less, but they
Ó y y ŒPoint less!
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y y y ‰ Ιycan't de stroy the
Œ y y ŒDe stroy!
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y y ‰ y y y y
bad boy and Ber ry, that's
∑œœ̆ œœ̆ Œ Œ œœ̆ œœ̆
œ œŒ Œ œ œ
y y y y y y
Ber ry and the bad boy.
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œ œŒ Œ œ
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y Œ y ŒI'm soœ= Œ Ó
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Jerry:
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y y y y
bad I wear a
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y Œ y Œclip on
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y y y y
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ba ttle ax es.
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Berry
Martin
Piano
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3 x total
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Hi-Hat
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Ó Œ ‰ ιy
We
∑y y ‰y y y ‰ y
Ó œ œ œ œΕ
y y y y y y y
have an op por tu ni ty.
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Ο(Piano R.H. Only)
Ó ‰ ιy y
A source
Œy
ÓWhat?
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‰y y y y y y
that needs a lit tle ex
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œœ œ− œ− œ−
y y y y y y
pert vér i fá ca tion.
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Berry
Jerry
Martin
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7 Œ ‰ ιy
ÓGerms.
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Ó Œy y
That's my7
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Œy y y y
Sure, ya da king.
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yŒ Ó
thing.
Ó œœ œœÓ œ œ
Œy y y y y y
3 3
Dig gin' the name by the
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y‰ ιy y
Œway. Bou chard.
Œ ‰ ιy y
ŒBou chard.
Ó Œ ‰ ιy
Thanks.
Ó Œ œ œ œ∀ œ
œ−Œ Ó
Ensemble:
french-ish
french-ish
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Ó Œy
Big
‰y y y y y
ŒIt's French for cour age.
ϖϖϖϖ∀
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Jerry:
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yŒ Ó!
mouth.
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10. Berry's DilemmaMarshall Pailet
© Pailet & Penedo
Piano/Vocal
A.D. Penedofrom Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war
MARTINExcuse me?
JERRYBouchard is French for “big mouth.”
MARTINYou can say it means “big mouth,” I’ll say it means “courage."
JERRYI would, but that’s not really how truth works.(Points to himself)Bad boy.
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Jerry
Martin
Pno.
13 ∑
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Ó œ œ œ œ"Bad Boy"
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y y y y y yŒ
Jer ry's on trans la tions.
Ó Œ ‰ ιy
Trans
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ϖϖϖœ œ œ− œ−
ŒΕ
∑
y y‰y y y
Œla tion: I'm a thug.
Ó Œy y
What does
Ó Œ œ œ œ∀ œ
œ−Œ
œ−Œ
Óy y
ŒNo thing.
Óy y yHo ly spear
y y yÓ
Jer ry mean?
ϖϖϖϖ∀
œ œ œ− œ− œ−−−!!
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y y yÓ !
wa ri or.
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Martin
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18 Ó Œy y
So we
∑18 ∑
Ó yy
Drum
"Just... okay"
TRACK IN(2 clicks in)
y y y y y y y
have an op por tu ni ty.
Ó Œ ‰ ιy
A
ϖϖϖœ œ œ− œ−
Œ
Ó Œy y
Oh, we
y y y y yŒ
new source, eh? Spill it.
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ιy≈ θ
y y y y y y
will— It's just be fore we do:
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Ped.
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ϖϖϖΤϖΜ
∑"You know"
œœœŒ Ó !
œœŒ Ó !"on the web"ε
(Piano Both Hands)
œœœœ∀Œ Ó !
œœŒ Ó !
"down here"
œœœœŒ Ó !
œœ∀∀Œ Ó !
"on probation"
ϖϖϖϖα =
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2 10. Berry's Dilemma Rev. 9/18/2018
BERRYOkay thanks, Jer. Just... okay.
BERRY(knowingly)We wanted to let you know that we know about the...well... we know.
MARTINYou know what?
BERRY(so so knowingly)You know.
MARTIN[Chord] About the Compendium they forbade me topublish on the web? [Chord] About how when I didpublish it, they stuck me down here [Chord] onprobation [Chord] in Basement 2 because of theirstupid rules? [Next Page]
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Martin
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31 ∑
Ó y y
Yeah, well...31
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Óy
ŒWell?
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Well
ιœ œ ιœ œ œ−˙ œ œ−
Jerry, Berry ∑
œ œ œ œ œrules are there some
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ∀ − œ− œ− œ−
œ− œ− œ− œ œ œΕ
Ε
(Piano R.H. Only)
∑
ιœ œ ιœ œ Œtimes to bend
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ∀ − œ− œ− œ−œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−
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œ œ œ∀ œ œwhen the truth could
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Martin
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œ∀ œ œ∀ Œmean our end.
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œœœ− ‰− ‰− œœœ− Ó
œ− ‰− ‰− œ Ó
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œœœ− Œ ∑ >
œα − Œ ∑
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œ−Œ œ−
ŒΕ
start dialogue
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Berry
Pno.
42 Ó ‰y y y
So just read42 œ œ œ œϖϖ
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y y ‰ y y y y y
this. It's short— (it ain't Chek
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y y y y y y y
hov) then check off that it checks
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310. Berry's Dilemma Rev. 9/18/2018
MARTINYou’ve read my compendium I presume?
BERRYWhy read it when I’ve got the guy who wrote it?
(quickly checks hisflip-phone, then puts itaway)
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still just piano ∑
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"So." Music Out "Whatcould go wrong?" Go on.
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6 ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ œWe have found the sub ject ra ther
6
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Ε(feel free to adjust rhythms to make them more casual)
Richart:
(Piano R.H. Only)
œ œ œ œ ιœ ‰ Œfid get y but clear,
−−−˙̇̇ œ œ œœ
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9
œ œ Ópraise him.
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œ− œ−Œ− ‰− ιœ−
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Richart: œ œ œ œ ιœ Œ ιœse nior en gi neer, he'll
˙̇̇ ‰ ≈ θœ œ œ œœ
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11. Hydrangea ReportsMarshall Pailet
© Pailet & Penedo
from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo
JERRY (to Berry)Curveball's talking.
RICHART, JERRY“Hydrangea, 1st report. August 2nd, 2001.”
Piano/Vocal
RICHARTTreat me right and you’ll be a hydrangea in aMercedes. [Go m.1]
BERRY(To the Support Group)The deal with Germany was that Richartwould produce these write-ups called...
(RICHART speaks into a dictaphone.)
BERRY, RICHART...the Hydrangea Reports...
BERRY...which were sent to the CIA where Grandpachecked...
(MARTIN opens a folder.)
BERRY...against his data, this dependenton an accurate German to Englishtranslation of, lo and behold, the...(Enter JERRY.)...Hydrangea Reports...
JERRY(late to say it with Berry)...the Hydrangea Reports...
BERRY(continuous over Jerry’s line)...by Jerry. In return, Grandpawould tell Jerry to tell Richartwhether the intel checked out.And all of this after Richart hadtranslated Curveball’s statementsfrom Arabic in the first place. So.(music cuts out)What could go wrong?
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œ œ Ópays him.
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Ε(Piano Both Hands)
− −˙ ΙœHy
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Covered Wagon Boom Chuck, slightly accel.
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Women
Pno.
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Curveball:
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ΕIn 2. Rockier, h = 100, feels same tempo
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211. Hydrangea Reports 5/22/2018
JERRYHe’s on their payroll.
RICHARTHe speaks of hisoccupation.
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œ− œ− œ œ œfight off fun gus and
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œ Œ Óthrive.
Ó ˙̇Fight
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Women:
Ο
Ó − œ œThen they
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∑
ϖϖϖ=ϖϖ=
œ œ ‰ ιœ œsy stem that made
∑
œœ œ œœ œ œ
ϖϖ
œ œ œ Œto xic germs
∑ϖϖϖϖµ =
ϖϖ=
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Men
Pno.
36
œ œ ιœ −œno one could sur
∑
∑36 œœœ− −−−˙̇̇=
œœ−˙̇=
œœ
œ Œ Óvive.
∑
∑
œ œ œ œ œ œ œœ
˙̇ ˙̇
Œ œ œ œµI thought 'please
∑
∑
Œ œœœ= œœœ= œœ=
œ œ= œ= œ=
dramatically
ϖ
Ó ˙please
Ó ˙please
œœœµ − œœœ− œœœ− œœœ−
˙̇µµ ˙̇
Ο
Ο
Ο
Ε
Men:
Women/Man:
−˙ œno!'
Œ œ, Œ œ,please please
Œ œ, Œ œ,please please
œœœµ − œœœ− œœœ− œœœ−
˙̇µµ ˙̇
˙ Ó
Ó ˙please
Ó ˙please
œœœ− œœœ− œœœ− œœœ−
˙ ˙
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11
11
11
−−
−−
−−
−−
−−
−−Jerry
Piano
∑
Œ ˙̇ œœϖ
Ο
h = 85, lightly
"Why don'tyou ask." (Tracks Only)
2x
TRACK IN
∑
œœ ˙̇ œœ
∑
ϖYou
œœ ˙̇ œœϖ
Jerry:
Ο˙ −œ ιœare the
œœ ˙̇ œœϖ
œ œ œ œban jo that I'm
œœ ˙̇ œœϖ
ιœ −œ Œ ‰ ιœstrum min', the
œœ ˙̇ œœ
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Pno.
7
œ œ œ œmer ry tune I'm
7
œœ ˙̇ œœϖ
ιœ −œ œ œ œ œhu mmin' full of glee.
œœ ˙̇ œœ
ϖ
œ Œ Ó
œ ˙̇ œœϖ
∑
œ œœ œ œœ˙ ˙∀
ϖYou
Œ ˙̇ œœϖµ
˙ −œ Ιœare the
œœ ˙̇ œœ
ϖ
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Pno.
13 œ œ œ œ œsym pho ny that
13
œœ ˙̇ œœϖ
œ œ Œ œslays me, my
œœ ˙̇ œœ
ϖ
œ œ œ œ œme lo dy that
œœ ˙̇ œœϖ
˙ Ιœ −œstays right in
œœ ˙̇ œœ
ϖ
ϖkey.
œ ˙̇ œœϖ
∑
œ œœ œ œœ˙ ˙∀
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© Pailet & Penedo
from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo
NELSONI’m not sure... I entirely understandwhat you’re saying.
BERRYThen why don’t you ask.
(JERRY appears outside Nelson’soffice, watching Berry. Tender musicplays.)
Piano/Vocal
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−−
−−
−−
−−
−−Jerry
Pno.
19
ϖYou
19 Œ ˙̇ œœϖµ
ϖare
œœ ˙̇ œœϖ
−œ ιœ œ œ œmu sic to me.
œœ ˙̇ œœ
ϖ
˙ Ó
œ œ ˙̇ œœϖ
(Piano R.H. Only)
∑
œœ ˙̇ œœϖ
[Go Dialogue]
∑
œœ ˙̇ œœ
ϖ(Light R.H. Improv)
5x
∑
œœ ˙̇ œœ
ϖ
Ο
"I got crabs once."
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Pno.
26
ϖYou
26 ∑
œœ˙̇ œœ
Jerry:
(Piano Both Hands)
˙ −œ ιœare
˙ ˙
œœ ˙̇ œœ
œ œ œ œtone of my pi
−˙ œ œ
œ ˙̇ œœ
ιœ −œ Œ œa no, my
˙ ˙
œ ˙̇ œœ
œ œ œ œchor tl ing so
ϖ
œ ˙̇ œœ
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Pno.
31 ιœ −œ œ œ œ œpra no chick a dee.
31 ˙ œ œ œ
œ ˙̇ œœ
œ Œ Ó
ϖ
œ ˙̇ œœ
∑
œ œ œ œ
œ œœ œ∀ œœ
ϖYou
ϖ
œΜ ˙̇ œœ
˙ −œ Ιœare the
˙ ˙
œ ˙̇ œœ
œ œ œ œ œtheme of my can
ϖ
œ ˙̇ œœ
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NELSON(sits next to Berry on the desk)I don’t work out.And I haven’t saidthe “F word” in ten years.
BERRYWhy are you telling me this?
NELSON(Knowingly)Because... I’m full of surprises too.
BERRYThose are the lamest fucking secrets I’ve ever
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α α α
α α α
α α α
α α α
33
33
33
33Piano
Ó Œ Who's yo
ŒWho's yo bagh da ddy?
∑
∑
(whispered sluttily)Music VideoGirl (Woman):
Music VideoGirl (Man):
(Tracks Only)
TRACK IN
Óbagh da ddy?
Ó Bagh da ddy
∑
∑
(whispered sluttily)
(whispered sluttily)Both:
∑
Œ Ónow?
∑
œ œ œ− œ ŒΟ
Dirty Rap Beat q = 160 ∑
∑
∑
∑
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α α α
α α αPno.
5 ∑5 ∑
œ œ œ− œ œ
∑
∑
œ œ œ œ
Ó ‰ œ œ œThey gon na
ιœϖϖϖφφφφφ
œ œ œ− œ Œ
breathy
Music Video Girls: œ œ œ œ œ œ œmake this whole town burn,
∑
Ó −œ
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15. Who's Your BaghdaddyMarshall Pailet
© Pailet & Penedo
from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo
(RICHART and CURVEBALL are stylin’, ready fora big night in Berlin.)
RICHARTAlright, Curvie. Fly me to Fur-lin and beyond.
CURVEBALLHells yes, ninja. We shall fuck this town up!
[Go Singing Slutty Girls]
[Go Dialogue]
Piano/Vocal
(During what follows, CURVEBALL and RICHART driveto Furlin, a Berlin strip club, music video style.)
(MAN and WOMAN rip off theirclothes to reveal scanty 90’s MusicVideo garb underneath. Maybe theMAN is in short shorts and nippletassels. THEY have become MUSICVIDEO GIRLS.)
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α α α
α α α
α α α
α α αPno.
9 Œ ŒLook out la dies!
Ó − œ œOh there's
9 ϖϖϖφφφφ
œ œ œ− œŒ
Male Voice (Nelson):
Music Video Girls:
∑
ιœ œ ιœ œ œ œ−rea son for con ce
∑
Ó Œœ
∑
‰ ιœ Œ ‰ œ œ œrn— They gon na
˙̇̇φφφφ ˙̇̇
œ œ œ− œ Œ
∑
œ œ œ œ œ œpaint this whole town
∑
Ó −œ
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α α α
α α α
α α αPno.
13 Œ ŒLook out la dies!
œ Œ Œ ‰ ιœred, There's
13 ϖϖϖφφφφ
œ œ œ− œŒ
∑
ιœ œ ιœ œ œ œ−trou ble up a he
∑
∑
∑
‰ œ ‰ Œ œad there's
ϖϖϖ
œ œ œ− œ Œ
Ó − Let me
ιœ œ ιœ œ œ œtrou ble up a head.
∑
Ó −œ
Curveball: (gangsta rap)
tell you what it is ba by:
œ Œ Ó
∑
œ œ œ− œ Œ
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α α α
α α αPno.
18 Œ I'm your bagh dad dy,
18 ∑
∑
‰ ιnot your ca mel cab by, your
∑
œ œ œ− œ Œ
‰ Œjin go Ji had dy.
∑
∑
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α α α
α α αPno.
21
I'm your bad I ra qi— bad
21 ∑
œ œ œ− œ Œ
e ven though you think I'm shab by.
∑
∑
Œ ‰ ιThink I stink? I
∑
œ œ œ− œ Œ
bet you cook bad ly. No
∑
∑
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α α α
α α αPno.
25 Œ I don't wear a tur ban,
25 ∑
œ œ œ− œ Œ
Œ ain't no low life ver min—
∑
∑
Œ I'm an ur ban Ger man
∑
œ œ œ− œ Œ
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α α α
α α αPno.
28
and I'll get you squir min'. So
28 ∑
Ó Œ ‰ ιœ
‰ ι don't talk smackto me,
∑
œ œ œ− œ Œ
‰ ι turn your back to me,
∑
∑
‰ give me flack, you see, you
∑
œ œ œ− œ Œ
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α α α
α α α
α α αPno.
32
ι ι ‰ ι don't mean jack to me.
∑32 ∑
∑
‰ I'm not a bag la dy,
∑
∑
œŒ Ó
Œ I'm your bagh dad dy.
∑
∑
Ó −œ
∑
Ó ‰ œ œ œThey gon na
ιœϖϖϖφφφφφ
œ œ œ− œ Œ
ΕMusic Video Girls + All:
(female octave)
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α α α
α α α
α α α
11
11
11
11
Women
Men
Piano
∑
y y y y
One two three four!
∑
∑
Intense h = 70
Martin:Optional
∑
∑
∑
ϖϖ=
ε
TRACK IN
∑
∑
∑
ϖϖ
∑
∑ϖϖ
ϖϖ
ο
∑
∑
ϖϖ
ϖϖ
˙ ÓBlack
˙ ÓBlack
ϖϖ
ϖϖ
ο
ο
˙ ˙tower of
˙ ˙tower of
∑
ϖϖ
œ Œ Ósmoke
œ Œ Ósmoke˙̇ ˙̇
ϖ
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α α α
α α α
α α α
Women
Men
Pno.
9
˙ ˙caves and
˙ ˙caves and
9 ϖϖ
ϖ
ϖcra
ϖcraϖϖα
ϖϖαα
œ Œ Óshes—
œ Œ Óshes—ϖϖϖ
ϖϖ
ϖcra
ϖcraϖϖϖ
ϖϖ
œ Œ Óshes.
œ Œ Óshes.ϖϖϖ
−−˙̇ œ œ
˙ ÓGrey
˙ ÓGrey
ϖ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ(Piano R.H. Only)
˙ ˙wall of
˙ ˙wall of
˙˙ ˙˙˙
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
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α α α
α α α
α α α
Women
Men
Pno.
16
œ Œ Ódust,
œ Œ Ódust,
16
ϖ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
œ Œ ˙soot and
œ Œ ˙soot and
˙̇ ˙̇̇
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
ϖa
ϖaϖϖ
œα œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
−˙ Œshes—
−˙ Œshes—
ϖϖ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
ϖA
ϖA
ϖϖ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
ϖshes.
ϖshes.
ϖϖϖ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
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© Pailet & Penedo
Piano/Vocal
A.D. Penedo
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α α α
α α α
α α α
Women
Men
Pno.
22 Ó œ œWe will
Ó œ œWe will
22 ϖϖϖ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
(Add Piano L.H.Half Notes)
˙ ˙track you,
˙ ˙track you,
ϖϖ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
˙ ˙find you,
˙ ˙find you,ϖϖϖ
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
˙ ˙own you—
˙ ˙own you—ϖϖϖ
œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ
˙ ˙change of
˙ ˙change of˙̇̇ ˙̇̇
œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ
Ε
Ε
Ε(Piano Both Hands)
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α α α
α α α
α α α
Women
Men
Pno.
27 ϖgame,
ϖgame,
27 ϖϖ
œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ œœ
Ó œ= œ=Change of
Ó œ= œ=Change of˙̇ œœœ= œœœ=
œœ œœ œœ œœœœ=
œœ=
ε
ε
ε
œ= Œ Ótone.
œ= Œ Ótone.
œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ
ϖϖ
ο
∑
∑œœµ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ
ϖϖ
∑
∑
œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ
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α α α
α α α
Men
Pno.
32 ∑32 œœµ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ
ϖ
∑
œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ
ϖ
∑œœµ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ
ϖ
∑
œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ
ϖ
∑
œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ œœ œ
ϖ
Ó Œ œ œWhen theœœµ œ œœ œ œœ̆ Œ %
˙ œŒ
ΕMan:
2 16. Change of Tone
NEWS REPORTER 1 (WOMAN)(To camera)This just in: everything is not cool here. And if you’re a terrorist, it’s aboutto be not cool where you are too.
NEWS REPORTER 2 (MAN)Because we may not know where Afghanistan is, but our militaryprobably does, so watch out!
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α α α
α α α
35
35
35
33
33
33
Men
Pno.
38 œ œ œ œ œ œseeth ing of our wrath sur
38 œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−
œ œ œ œ(Play R.H. As Written,L.H. Whole Notes)
Ε
œ œ Œ œrounds you— a
œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−
œ œ œ œ
œ œ ˙µ Œ œ œµthun der cloud. And our
œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœµ − œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
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α α α
α α α
α α α
33
33
33
33
µ µ α
µ µ α
µ µ α
µ µ α
Women
Men
Pno.
41 ∑
œ œ œµ œ œµ œshock and awe rains down and
41 œœœµ − œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−
œµ œµ œµ œ
∑
˙µ ˙pounds you
œœœµ − œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−
œ œ œ œ(Piano Both Hands)
∑
˙µ ˙µtill our
œœœµ − œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ− œœœ− œ−
œ œ œ œ
ϖblue
ϖϖblue˙̇ ˙̇
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
Women:
subito ο
Ο
Ο
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α
α
α
Women
Men
Pno.
45
˙ ˙blaze of
˙̇ ˙̇blaze of
45 ˙̇ ˙̇
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
œ Œ Ófire
œœ Œ Ófire˙̇ ˙̇
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
˙ ˙comes and
˙̇ ˙̇comes and
˙̇ ˙̇
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
ϖwakes
ϖϖαwakes˙̇ ˙̇
œα œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
−˙ Œyou,
−−˙̇ Œyou,˙̇ ˙̇
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
316. Change of Tone
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33
33
33
−−
−−
−−
−−
−− −−
Piano
∑
∑
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−
Ε
Anxious Pulse q = 120
After "so tellit to me again."
TRACK IN3x ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
Seems as if the sub ject has ex
ϖϖϖφφφφœ− œ− œ− œ− œ−
ΕRichart:
(R.H. Only)
œ œ œ œ œ ‰ ιœpen ded all his charm. He's
−−−˙̇̇ œ œ œœ
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−
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4
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œdrink ing hard, his temp era ment shows
4
ϖϖϖµµφφφ
œµ − œ− œ− œ− œ−
œ Œ Ócracks.
−−−˙̇̇µφφφφ œ œ œœ
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−
‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œNo need to con clude this is a
ϖϖϖ
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−
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∀∀∀∀
∀∀∀∀Pno.
7
œ œ œ œ ιœ Œ ιœrea son for a larm, as
7
−−−˙˙̇ œ œ œœ
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œlong as he's con sis tent with his
ϖϖϖµµφφφ
œµ − œ− œ− œ− œ−
œ Œ Œ − ιœfacts. I
−−−˙̇̇µφφφφ œ œ œœ
œ− œ− œ− œ− œ−
ΕCurveball: œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
ne ver said I was the
ϖϖϖ
ϖϖ
q = h
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© Pailet & Penedo
from Who's Your Baghdaddyor how i started the iraq war A.D. Penedo
NELSONTo the desk of Tyler Nelson: Hydrangea. 13th report.
Piano/Vocal
CURVEBALLI am not a liar.
RICHARTSo tell it to me again.
(RICHART pulls out hisdictaphone, presses record.NELSON reads aloud in his
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∀∀∀∀
∀∀∀∀Pno.
11
œ œ œ Œ œ œmas ter mind, I was
11
œœ œœœ œ œœ
ϖϖ
œ œ œ œjust a no ther
ϖϖϖµ
ϖϖ
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16
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16
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21
Ιœ œ ιœ œ œI on trial for
21 ϖϖϖϖµ
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Anxious Pulse q = 120
Richart:‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œHe fine tunes his sto ry a sig
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25
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28
œ œ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ œown role gets more mo dest with each
28
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˙˙̇ œœœ œ œ œ œ œœ
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31
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31
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ne ver said I saw the
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q = h
(Piano Both Hands)
œ œ œ Œ œ œac ci dent, but my
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35 œœ œ œœ œ œ
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40
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