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Mititttinif M*4sr trith M»nittj The next time you address a golf
ball, be sure its center is made of putty — bouncing putty, that is. For this is the newest use to which this interesting .silicone product has been put. I t is claimed that the bouncing putty center gives greater distance and improved ''click" and "feel" to the ball.
Several years ago when we were shown early samples of this unusual silicone product, we were told that no use had been discovered for it "as yet." While it is more resilient than rubber and bounces on impact, it feels like putt\' and flattens out when left by itself. This was a combination of properties that was somewhat baffling at first.
But the induction period is now over. Its first use was in physiotherapy, by crippled veterans to help strengthen their hands. Then recently (Jan. 26) we reported its use in a furniture leveling device. But according to General Electric, one of the manufacturers of bouncing putty, golf balls will be its largest application so far. According to the U. S. Rubber Co., which is using silicone centers in all its top-grade golf balls, the new ball represents the most significant advance in golf ball construction since rubber thread was first used in golf balls.
The silicone center is about the size of a large pea and is under constant pressure of about 2,500 lb. per square inch.
MPviinitiowuSz continual Still quoting from Ambrose Bierce,
Ave offer more items from his "Devil's Dictionary."
MAGNITUDE. Size. Magnitude being purely relative, nothing is large and nothing small. If everything in the universe were increased in bulk one thousand diameters nothing would be any larger than it was before, but if one thing remained unchanged all the others would be larger than they had been. To an understanding familiar with the relativity of magnitude and distances the spaces and masses of the astronomer would be no more impressive than those of the microscopist. For anything we know to the contrary, the visible universe may be a small part of an atom, with its component ions, floating in the life-fluid (luminiferous ether) of some animal. Possibly the wee creatures peopling the corpuscles of our own blood are overcome with the proper emotion when
contemplating the unthinkable distance from one of these to another.
NEWTONIAN. Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe, invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.
OBSERVATORY. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.
POTABLE. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific—and without science we are as snakes and toads.
PROJECTILE. The final arbiter in international disputes. Formerly these disputes were settled by physical contact of the disputants, with such simple arguments as the rudimentary ' logic of the times could supply—the sword, the spear, and so forth. With the growth of prudence in military affairs the projectile came more and more into favor, and is now held in high esteem by the most courageous'. Its capital defect is that it requires personal attendance at the point of propulsion.
PROOF. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that of only one.
PROOFREADER. A malefactor who atones for making your waiting nonsense hy permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.
QUOTIENT. A number showing how many times a sum. of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another—usually about as many times as it can be got there.
RADIUM. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.
REASON, v.i. To weigh probabilities in the scales of desire.
REASON, n. Propcnsitate of prejudice.
(To be continued)
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